The prescription game

[jimliker]

whoops tell everyone that catches you napping that you were just resting your eyes.

gud one!

[cotton]

I can't quit singing random songs that pop into my head.

Shove your fingers in your ears and pull the songs out of your head

My butt is sore

[lammy]

Stop squishin soda cans with it.

I have ants in my pants.

[jimliker]

keep all the sugar on the floor.


i m having a tummy ache.

[lammy]

Rub some tylenol on it.


My hair is itchy.

[jimlover]

Shampoo your hair with new L'Oréal Elvive (Anti Dandruff for normal to greasy hair).

I'm having a back pain whenever i sit on the chair at least more than one hour.

[jimliker]

change ur chair.


I still feel dry throat sometimes , even after drinking liquids.

[lammy]

Change cups.

My ears can't stop dancing.

[jimliker]

tie ur ears

I feel ticklish wen i c Jim

[jimlover]

Don't see Jim.

I feel sleeping when I am working, but sleep is gone when I am in bed.

[sprousefan23]

put a pillow at your desk and tell your boss that it was, "doctor's orders"

I've got a monster headache but I can't take medication

[jimliker]

kill the monster through exorcism

i dont like chocolates...unlike other girls.

[sprousefan23]

don't eat them and tell your friends it's a texture thing.

I've got an earache!

[Save The Manatees]

Pull a Van Gogh!!! When people ask where your ear is say you donated it to a charity that wants ears.

I've got a terrible case of hemmorhoids!

[jimliker]

eat a big bucket of milk fat

i m getting nigthmares every nite lately.