Jim Carrey Online
You are here: HomeBoard index General Discussion Off Topic

If dogs could teach us ...

Here is where you discuss everything under the sun, just keep it clean.

If dogs could teach us ...

Postby Clemmy » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:56 pm

... we would learn things such as:

- when loved ones come home, always run to greet them
- never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride
- allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy
- when it’s in your best interest – practice obedience
- let others know when they have invaded your territory
- take naps and stretch before rising
- run, romp and play daily
- thrive on attention and let people touch you
- avoid biting, when a simple growl will do
- on warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass
- on hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree
- when your are happy, dance and wag your entire body
- no matter how often you are scolded, don’t buy into the guilt thing and pout…run right back and make friends
- delight in the simple joy of a long walk
- eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough
- be loyal
- never pretend to be something you are not
- if what you want lies buried, dig until you find it
- when someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently

Applying the above lessons to your life should make it a little less RUFF!

(From: Canine Life Rules)
User avatar
Clemmy
Dumb and Dumber To
 
Posts: 1741
Joined: Wed May 04, 2005 2:12 am
Location: Wherever my imagination takes me

Postby fluffy » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:04 pm

And if you need a little 'freshen up' you can lick your bum clean...

If you are hungry you can eat that old crusty dog turd you found on the pavement..

Then you can show your love for your owner by licking their face....
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

AAHHhh.............i LOVE dogs...........(i really do actually :wink: )

fluffy :P
Fluffy
User avatar
fluffy
JCO Staff
 
Posts: 20742
Joined: Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:03 pm
Location: Scotland

Postby Clemmy » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:09 pm

Do you really :?: I tought you were a "cat(s) lady" :wink:

Ohhh ... by the way... do not let your cats know about this little crush you have on dogs... yeah... deep down there... I knew it!
User avatar
Clemmy
Dumb and Dumber To
 
Posts: 1741
Joined: Wed May 04, 2005 2:12 am
Location: Wherever my imagination takes me

Postby fluffy » Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:51 pm

i love all animals.......i'm not fussy.... :wink:

I have cats at the moment because i really can't look after a dog what with work etc...........but i LONG for a small fat hairy canine to adore...Something like a Scottie or a Westie.......

And if pushed.....yeah it would be dogs over cats but cats are easier to look after..........
So i'm not some 'mad old cat lady'......soreeeee :wink:

fluffy :P
Fluffy
User avatar
fluffy
JCO Staff
 
Posts: 20742
Joined: Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:03 pm
Location: Scotland

Postby lammy » Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:33 am

That was a very interesting view from dogs- :D

I don't like cats-had a bad experience- one once jumped on my back and scratched me and I was like 4 years old. The cat was out of control then it jumped on my mom as she was helping me.
Bah hum bug!!!!
User avatar
lammy
Dumb and Dumber To
 
Posts: 6109
Joined: Mon Apr 25, 2005 3:44 am
Location: Trying to find hope...

Postby quirky » Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:05 am

And if you need a little 'freshen up' you can lick your bum clean...


Not. That. Limber.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
User avatar
quirky
Dumb and Dumber To
 
Posts: 8733
Joined: Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:10 pm
Location: first a coupla gametes then a zygote

Postby lammy » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:40 am

And Clemmy was being serious too...Fluffy done it- :D
Bah hum bug!!!!
User avatar
lammy
Dumb and Dumber To
 
Posts: 6109
Joined: Mon Apr 25, 2005 3:44 am
Location: Trying to find hope...

Postby fluffy » Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:57 pm

Nope...............if i was that flexible i wouldn't need a boyfriend.......... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

fluffy :P
Fluffy
User avatar
fluffy
JCO Staff
 
Posts: 20742
Joined: Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:03 pm
Location: Scotland

Postby quirky » Wed Jun 08, 2005 8:37 pm

This morning I laid in bed and stretched just because of this post. You people must acknowledge this mad crazy power you have over me.

:-k
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
User avatar
quirky
Dumb and Dumber To
 
Posts: 8733
Joined: Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:10 pm
Location: first a coupla gametes then a zygote

Postby lammy » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:26 am

fluffy wrote:Nope...............if i was that flexible i wouldn't need a boyfriend.......... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

fluffy :P


Yes and if you could suck your toes you still wouldn't need a boyfriend- :lol:

:D
Bah hum bug!!!!
User avatar
lammy
Dumb and Dumber To
 
Posts: 6109
Joined: Mon Apr 25, 2005 3:44 am
Location: Trying to find hope...


Return to Off Topic

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 49 guests