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Postby Conor » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:43 am

quirky has inspired me to read the bible.


is that stupid of me?
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Postby quirky » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:54 am

No, it's not bad of you. There's nothing bad in the Bible. If you look at the messages from Jesus.

A lot of the Old Testament Stuff is scary, but the things that Jesus preached are all good.

And you can basically hang all the commandments on two of them.

1) Know that God is God.
2) Love your neighbor as yourself.

From 1 John Chapter 2:

My little children, these things write I unto you, that ye sin not. And if any man sin, we have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the righteous. And he is the propitiation for our sins: and not for ours only, but also for the sins of the whole world.

Basically, we're forgiven...but should try to treat others like we would like to be treated and to follow the commandments.

These are rules in a lot of different religions though and I can't discount any that are based on love.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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Postby quirky » Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:22 am

This is a good place for this:

1. Dear God,
please put another holiday
between Christmas and Easter.
There is nothing good in there now.
Amanda



2. Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother
but what I asked for was a puppy.
I never asked for anything before.
You can look it up.
Joyce



3. Dear Mr.
God, I wish you would not make it so easy
for people to come apart
I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
Janet



4. God,
I read the bible.
What does beget mean?
Nobody will tell me.
Love Alison



5. Dear God,
how did you know you were God?
Who told you?
Charlene



6. Dear God,
is it true my father
won't get in Heaven
if he uses his golf words in the house?
Anita



7. Dear God,
I bet it's very hard for you
to love all of everybody in the whole world.
There are only 4 people in our family
and I can never do it.
Nancy



8. Dear God,
I like the story about Noah
the best of all of them.
You really made up some good ones.
I like walking on water, too.
Glenn



9. Dear God,
my Grandpa says you were around
when he was a little boy.
How far back do you go?
Love, Dennis



10. Dear God,
do you draw the lines around the countries?
If you don't, who does?
Nathan



11. Dear God,
did you mean for giraffes
to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma



12. Dear God,
in bible times,
did they really talk that fancy?
Jennifer



13. Dear God,
how come you did all those miracles
in the old days and don't do any now?
Billy



14. Dear God,
please send Dennis Clark
to a different summer camp this year.
Peter



15. Dear God,
maybe Cain and Abel
would not kill each other so much
if they each had their own rooms.
It works out OK with me and my brother.
Larry



16. Dear God,
I keep waiting for spring,
but it never did come yet.
What's up? Don't forget.
Mark



17. Dear God,
my brother told me about
how you are born
but it just doesn't sound right.
What do you say?
Marsha



18. Dear God,
if you watch in Church on Sunday
I will show you my new shoes.
Barbara



19. Dear God,
is Reverend Coe a friend of yours,
or do you just know him through the business?
Donny



20. Dear God,
I do not think anybody
could be a better God than you.
Well, I just want you to know that.
I am not just saying that because
you are already God.
Charles



21. Dear God,
it is great the way you always
get the stars in the right place.
Why can't you do that with the moon?
Jeff



22. Dear God,
I am doing the best I can.
Really !!!!
Frank



And, saving the best for last . .

23. Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple
until I saw the sunset
you made on Tuesday night.
That was really cool.
Thomas
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
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Postby lammy » Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:11 am

I think JimACDCarrey will do God proud- :D
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Postby wonderbunny » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:38 am

I always found that God gave us the Bible as a manual. You can find it just about everywhere, hotels rooms, parents house, family heirlooms; fascinating factor people just don't read it. Every possible life situation has be clearly written about. He's trying to make life simple for us which is why he gave only ten laws to obey. We as humans can make life so complicated, he gave us a written hand book. You can buy one with (translations of complicated versus) and for different ages and languages. They all basically say the same thing. God first, Jesus second, people third and your life will blossom. That's the order of things. You have a problem, you look up the topic in the index and you will find a story or parable that directly relates to your situation. Its that simple. Humans can complicate a sneeze.
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Postby xmassmurdere » Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:21 am

i heard from one of my more superstitious cousins that if you find an open bible in the hotel room, then it is haunted....is that true because i find that really wierd
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Postby mav » Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:36 am

I like the Bible. I read it recently..... one they keep in hotel rooms. I like the stories. The wordings/sayings are a bit confusing and can be interpreted in so many different ways (in my chaotic mind atleast). But its enough for me to know that Jesus believed in God so unconditionally .....sacrificed himself for the truth and throughout his life was so tireless and passionate in wanting us to know his Father.

How can one not believe him....
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Postby fluffy » Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:40 am

......don't listen to it it's rubbish!!!!!....they are trying to scare you..............tell them yeah yeah and forget about it......it's crap!!

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Postby thecablegal » Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:30 pm

Isn't this post ironic since a lot of us said we don't want to see religious discussion on here.

It offends some people to read religious stuff. This isn't the place for it. THis is a Jim Carrey site
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Postby Clemmy » Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:37 pm

Religion as well as politics (and even sports to some extant) are controvertial issues... and discussing them openly will always bring up aspects that some people will agree with and others won't, some will be in favor and others against them... once we keep in mind and respect the fact that people have different beliefs and values and are driven by them we can have a good conversation about religion for instance.

I don't have a religion if I were to be categorized in one ... my religion, in my point of view, is God, believing in him, searching for him in every aspect of life... there is a psalm in the bible that I do like, believe and practice... and I wanted to share with you all if I may...

Psalm 23:
"The Lord is my shepherd; there is nothing I lack. In green pastures you let me graze; to safe waters you lead me; you restore my strength. You guide me along the right path for the sake of your name. Even when I walk through a dark valley, I fear no harm for you are at my side; your rod and staff give me courage. You set a table before me as my enemies watch; You anoint my head with oil; my cup overflows. Only goodness and love will pursue me all the days of my life; I will dwell in the house of the Lord for years to come."
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Postby mav » Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:11 pm

That psalm is beautiful.
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I like that Psalm, it is actually a song.

Postby Canadian Jayne » Tue Jul 19, 2005 12:04 am

It has a beautiful melody and is very uplifting, I sang it in a 100 voice
quior once, I love the song.
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Postby Jimenem » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:33 pm

mav wrote:I like the Bible. I read it recently..... one they keep in hotel rooms. I like the stories. The wordings/sayings are a bit confusing and can be interpreted in so many different ways (in my chaotic mind atleast). But its enough for me to know that Jesus believed in God so unconditionally .....sacrificed himself for the truth and throughout his life was so tireless and passionate in wanting us to know his Father.

How can one not believe him....
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I don't want to start a fight or anything, and some may disagree, or believe differently. But I am 110% convinced that Jesus IS God. It's in the Bible I need to find Where, because I'm w/o a concordance right now But it's there,

Surely you've heard John 3:16???
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Postby mav » Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:09 am

Sure is. That's not too difficult to believe too :-)
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Postby lammy » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:06 am

God was using Jesus body...yes God was Jesus(just my opinion) God uses all of our bodies in one time or another..when you do good-that was God.

This is my way of thinking, don't go to church,don't read the bible-altough I have read a couple of things-but anyway God can not be understood or he will not be God- :lol:
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