Black Humour.................

[fluffy]

ok.............as i've said in the past the British in particular seem to revel in black humour, but we are by no means the only ones...............ok....so what really funny nasties can you share??............

ok...........i'll start us off..............

when i was about 5 my dear old mum decided it would be a giggle if she pretended to drop down dead in front of me............lol...........i used to go hysterical and she'd pretend for a good 5-10 mins..........
She did this on a regular basis until, like Pavolovs dogs i got wise to it..........lol..........

ok ok..............i know it's sick, and my mum must have had some issues , but looking back on it it's quite funny..........lol..........my mum and i both laugh about it now.............lol............

ok...........so dig out your tales............there's always humour in the bleakest of things..............

fluffy

[dina]

well this is so devile (i still feel guilty)
this day my family had to go out so they left me in charge of my cousins all of them ofcourse i was very angry but i acted like a sweet girl i get them food,sweets but they started being silly & i told them let's watch a cartoon movie they started to fight which one to pick so i sweart i will made them pay it back i checked the horror movies & i choosed the Ring (by the way all of them r years old & 9 years old they were toooooo young to c a horror movie) ofcourse i acted like oh u still kids u r chickens but they insisted to c it the funny thing that my cousin's phone has the same tone of the phone in the movie & i guess that we got 5 calls that day from grand mom to be satisfied but every time they scream & say dun pick it dun he will tell u that we will die in 7 days the situation was 2222 funny specially that i was grounded but i feel really bad but they deserved it

[janedo]

Growing up i was always the clown
Everyone thought i was on drugs because of the things i used to do............Now in hindsight they make me take drugs to be "normal" I love you Jim they say only 10% of the populatin are "bi-polar" PLLLLLLLLLease someone help me find him to interview

[fluffy]

again this ain't funny...........lol

when i was at teaching college in Dundee i was out shopping with my friend..............on the way back to the Halls we were in her car at a level crossing, when right before my eyes i saw a woman killed by the train in front of us...............ok...........not funny i know..........but we came out with all these sicko jokes to help us cope.........y'know crap like 'that was the 6.25 to heaven ' etc etc..............
that night we went to the pub to get it out of our system and a bloke had a heart attack right in front of us that very same night.................
by the end of it we felt like the angels of death....................lol........
so the jokes flying around college the next day revolved around 'watch yourself' don't anoy those two...etc etc...............lol...............

i know............very sick and it ain't funny...........lol.............but it's how we coped.....................lol

fluffy

[mav]

When we were kids we used to scratch on our neighbors house walls things like "Mr XXX is MAD". Some are there to this day. It's just plain wrong.