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Postby george » Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:23 pm

acyually i haven't it! do you know if i pass the tutorials in my semester? :lol: (please say yes)! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby fluffy » Thu Dec 01, 2005 6:04 pm

you have my child........have faith.............lol......

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Postby quirky » Thu Dec 01, 2005 6:38 pm

I can give a killer massage.

I can ride a unicycle.

Hm...
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Postby Jimenem » Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:54 pm

My Mom like my foot massages. She's ALWAYS asking me to give her one.

Oh and kasper, there was nothing on my hand but skin, keep thinking about it. . . you'll figure it out soo enough :wink:
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Postby KC8t80 » Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:57 pm

u know quriky.....u could start a massage parlor so everyone can have a chance to have one of ur massages.
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Postby kasper » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:19 am

Jimenem wrote:Oh and kasper, there was nothing on my hand but skin, keep thinking about it. . . you'll figure it out soo enough :wink:


I have an idea, but I still didn't know it could make a flame as big as the one in your picture, lol. Regardless of how you did it I am still fascinated!!! Haha.
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Postby KC8t80 » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:15 am

my guess is that he took some paper towels, rolled it into a ball, soaked it with deoderant spray and then lit it on fire......am i getting close? :wink:
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Postby jims_lost_daughter » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:58 am

george wrote:i can do the eyebrows thing tha Jim also does!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Me too... lol!! :wink: i cant think of anything else...lol. i can open a starburst in my mouth.
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Postby thecablegal » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:36 am

I think Jimenem lights something, like, pea sized which spreads across the skin, or has a gel that is flammable.

Am I close?

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Postby quirky » Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:21 pm

KC8t80 wrote:u know quriky.....u could start a massage parlor so everyone can have a chance to have one of ur massages.


terrific idea

I think I'll name the business "Madame Veronica's".
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Postby fluffy » Fri Dec 02, 2005 7:32 pm

lol.......i'm a Red Cross trained hand arm and scalp massager.......(really!!...we DO exist)..........lol........
can i join??.........lol

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Postby Jimenem » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:36 pm

my guess is that he took some paper towels, rolled it into a ball, soaked it with deoderant spray and then lit it on fire......am i getting close?


Wouldn't you like to know :roll:

Oh and by the way, I wouldn't try what any of you've suggested unless you want blisters all over you hand :lol:
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Postby fluffy » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:38 pm

lighter fluid.......... :wink:

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Postby Jimenem » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:39 pm

Wouldn't try that either. :lol:
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Postby quirky » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:59 pm

fluffy wrote:lol.......i'm a Red Cross trained hand arm and scalp massager.......(really!!...we DO exist)..........lol........
can i join??.........lol

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