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Postby Jimenem » Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:55 pm

That line about me missing my father, was an ill attempt at humor. Kind of an over the top way of saying I appreciate everything he's done for me.
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Postby fluffy » Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:00 pm

Ok...............lol........

Seduction

I ache to kiss his yielding lips
and snake my arms around his hips.
Then slowly work my way around
his beating heart without a sound.
The silence holds a depth within,
the breath of life, the need for sin..
Seduction, such a heady art,
the longing for the subjects heart.....

Sshhhh..........
Take my hand.....

don't make a fuss.......
my back is strong ..
for both of us............. :wink:

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Blimey....you should hear me read it.......lol..........i'm gonna need a cold shower.............lol
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Postby fluffy » Sun Aug 14, 2005 7:12 pm

:oops: ...............lol.........perhpas i need to start taking bromide.....

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Postby lammy » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:04 am

Why you have gas?

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Bah hum bug!!!!
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Postby fluffy » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:52 am

thats not what bromide is for........... :wink: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Jimenem » Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:03 pm

Then what is bromide for ??? Just curious. I've never heard of it.
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Postby fluffy » Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:10 pm

The British government put it in soldiers water during conflict during the major world wars............it dampens down the sex drive...............
so they don't go loopy with unrequited lust.............lol

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Postby cotton » Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:23 pm

OOhhhh ok

psst Please pass me that bottle when you are done :wink:
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Postby Jimenem » Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:25 pm

Oh I get it now. . . . lol Ummm. . .OK. :lol:
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Postby mav » Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:58 am

I'm glad you're not all business art, with its cares and lack of heart
Not beneath a laugh or two, silly expressions and what have you
Not confined to the rules of proper; dull and drab, nothing to offer

I'm glad you say what you say, to make us chuckle our worries away
Do the things that creeps us out, or crack up and laugh out loud
Sing sometimes, oh please!, can we have more of this tease?

I'm glad you bring delight out of the meaningless, serious, trite
Can spring an idea alive with a madness all your own, no unturned stone
Create fun for the sake of fun, here and now, agenda's none

I'm glad you can be thoughtful, just as easy be 'art'ful
Wanting to know the world that lives, what pains, what delights, what gives
whats yonder, nothing cant be preach, except the hearts innermost reach

Thankyou for being human, playful, dear; mirror to times of goodwill and cheer
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Postby quirky » Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:34 pm

I missed out on the last of this thread. Very interesting, people.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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Postby fluffy » Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:01 pm

i'm feeling rather awful,
i'm feeling rather old....
My nose is going purple...
I have a rotten cold.....!!!!



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Postby mav » Fri Sep 16, 2005 2:52 pm

im mostly a pedant
sweating over apostrophes
sometimes im impromptu
swatting capitals with ease

can i have a comma please?
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Postby Jimenem » Sat Sep 17, 2005 12:07 am

Sure "," There ya go!
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Postby kasper » Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:20 am

Ohhh... hahaha.
What makes you weak is what makes me stronger.
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