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Postby Clemmy » Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:03 am

Oh... definitely... 8) ... be prepared to walk down the red carpet! 8)
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Postby quirky » Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:07 am

No prob.

When E! comes to talk to me, I'll pick a huge boogey out of my right nostril and ask them for a Kleenex.

No one ever does that. It will be memorable.

Since Janet did her thing at the Superbowl, that schtick is played out.

I will dust off all of my best adjectives to describe your genius Clemmy.
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Postby cableclair » Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:22 am

quirky wrote:
think I will write it, get a script ready, and cast you guys in new independent production .... lol....



It's gotta be better than "Coffee and Cigarettes" by Jim Jarmusch.


oh mang! I loved that movie! <3
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Postby george » Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:19 am

i love this movie too, but we have to discuss about my wage, i am a movie star you know! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby fluffy » Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:27 am

can i help with the script development???............

pretty please???.....lol..........

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Postby cotton » Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:35 am

Ohh Quirky I would be so proud of you. Watching you on the red carpet picking your nose.lol Would you smear the booger on the camera lens instead? That would be more memorable. Or maybe you could put it on the mic.lol
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Postby quirky » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:50 pm

I'll just ask them if they want to zoom in for a close up.
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Postby Clemmy » Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:28 pm

fluffy wrote:can i help with the script development???............

pretty please???.....lol..........

fluffy :wink:



You sure can... and you can star in it if you want...


Hey George... this is an independent production so your wage may not be that great... but the movie will put you on the spotlight for sure...
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Postby quirky » Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:41 pm

Hey! Can I have a make up person? The make up guy was my favorite member of the staff at Jeopardy. His name is Barry.
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Postby Jimenem » Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:53 pm

Who will I play??
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Postby quirky » Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:56 pm

Jimenem wrote:Who will I play??


There's a great part for a male cross dresser! You'd be perfect!!
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Postby Jimenem » Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:02 pm

What's that supposed to mean? :-s
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Postby quirky » Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:07 pm

It means I think you are a versatile actor!
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Postby fluffy » Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:31 pm

and up for a laugh...........lol............

women love blokes who are game for a laugh and are prepared to dress in drag for fun..............

lol.............however they are less keen on their partners and husbands secretly wearing their knickers for kicks.............lol..........they stretch the elastic......

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Postby kasper » Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:48 pm

Ugh, my friends' ex boyfriend freaked me out one day. I was at her house and I turned and looked beside me and he was standing there wearing a dress, with makeup and all...and had a long black wig on.
And it really did freak me out. :shock:
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