here goes...........
Jim Carrey's an absolute blast,
his movies are funny and crass,
He's an absolute joy,
an adorable boy,
and a credit to any film cast.
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Jimericks?
I had a little pussycat
she peed upon my bed i put her little nappy on and a hat upon her head. i Pushed her in a stroller down the streets of Aberdeen, and people came to stop and stare and spoke of what they'd seen I lurve my liddle puddy cat, my baby in a pram but if i cuddle her too much she bites lumps from my arm..............  
bad pussycat!!!!.........Fluffy  Last edited by fluffy on Tue May 10, 2005 5:09 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Jim Carrey has a singing voice to raise the angels high
It's strength it's tone it's clarity is worthy of a sigh I've never heard a voice so strong and sexy in it's tone He needs to get more singing done to halt me in this moan. I love your acting and the laughs the zanny and the straight but sing my dear, for all mankind before it gets too late..................
fluffy 
I'm thinking..... I'm thinking..... uuuhhmmm...... here goes.
Wow, Jim is the hottest guy I've seen In every pic, except that one as a teen. He's dreamy and fine. I cant wait till he's mine. As of yet I remain unseen.
Ok, let's see if I can improve my mood with a Jimerick.
Last week at the video store, The Majestic, Liar Liar and more. I heeded the call, laughed at most, but not all, And now my cheek muscles are sore. "When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
Count Olaf enjoys a good scam
He wishes those kids would just scram The moment they're gone He askes what has he done And attempts to steal them as Sham.
Jim Carrey is crafty and smart.......
He hold's everything in his heart... the longing within.... could result in great sin.... so he channels it all in his art...........
(roar from audience...bows head....'thankyou, thankyou, you shouldn't......... )
poet Lauriecat......... fluffy
To Whom it Concerns...........
To whom it concerns... This rhyme is for you... This heart is fond gentleness, kindness and true.... This head is both wanton and carelessly free.. This tongue is both soothing yet thoughtless to thee.. This soul has it's troubles like most of mankind... This light has the switch off when thee are unkind... But should thee prevail with a cold steely flight.... i'll bid you adieu, and with that a goodnight!.... the poet Lauriecat..... fluffy Last edited by fluffy on Thu May 19, 2005 8:04 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Thanks Quirky.............strangely i find it easy to rhyme....i think it was all the Spike Milligan i read as a kid.......'In the Ning Nang Nong.....'etc etc......i LOVED them.........
I guess they are 'open' poems......they can relate to anyone.....it depends how you interperate them............ fluffy Last edited by fluffy on Thu May 19, 2005 9:56 pm, edited 1 time in total.
poetic licence
Shall i compare thee to a summer's day?? Or else a fly on turd at play?? If 'my love is like a red, red rose'.... Is your's a bogey up your nose? If you can keep your hair, when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;... You'll have that gilded cage and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a star, my son!.....
Fluffy
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