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Postby mav » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:10 am

You wouldn't have had to go through all this if you had overdosed on Tums instead of Tyelenol, which was a possibility if you had watched Liar Liar instead of The Majestic...... sry couldn't help myself... :) :?

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quirky, your pain is deep and probably not understood (or cannot be understood) by people around you. Nevertheless you need to express it. And you do it with writing. Try writing in a diary too.....
You seem reluctant to move ahead. To resolve the past and think about the future is a tall order. Though I totally understand your intense need for it, I wish you could see that it's easier to take one day at a time and not think about the future. Keep yourself occupied... I don't care if it's knitting.
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Postby fluffy » Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:08 am

You wouldn't have had to go through all this if you had overdosed on Tums instead of Tyelenol


i'm sorry but that is just soooooo funny... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .................
c'mon Jill.......time to have a good old belly laugh.........lol................
get out Ace...........he does it for me........... :wink:

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Postby Janel » Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:10 pm

For Quirky: 8)

An elderly pastor tells the story of a day of visiting....years ago when visiting people in their homes during the day was something that pastors did to get to know the community, this handsome young minister got up in the morning to start his "rounds". His day usually required more listening than talking but this day was not the usual. He spent much time explaining verses, discussing service times etc and by the end of the day, his voice was quite hoarse. He had arrived at the last house on his list so he knocked on the door, grateful that the day was almost over knowing he was quickly losing his voice. A middle-aged woman answered the door and the pastor smiled and whispered hoarsely, " Is your husband home?" She peeked her head out the door, looked furtively all about and then opening the door wider whispered in a hushed excited tone, "No!! Come on in!!" :-$ :roll: :lol:
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Postby quirky » Fri Aug 12, 2005 5:51 pm

It doesn't help that right after meeting with me at my request our pastor quit.

He was apparently looking at porn on the internet.

But you know. Nobody's ********* PERFECT! And I keep trying to be perfect. I think of everyone BUT myself.

And you know...I'm not picking up that Bible again for awhile because if St. Paul's Epistle to Phillipians isn't an advocacy of suicide, I don't know what is...

NO!

It's time for me to think about me. Live...have some fun and not worry about the ************ consequences!
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Postby fluffy » Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:03 pm

shove it in the cupboard for a while until you feel stronger...........the bible ain't what you need right now babe,,,,,,,,,,, :wink:

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Postby dina » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:01 pm

wow looks like iam the worest mem in that forum i didnt know that i just read it my prob that iam not gud @ noticing new topics :oops:
sorry quircky & welcome back thank GOD u r now fine plz 4give me 4 not saying welcome back i look like a dummy :oops: :lol:
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Postby cotton » Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:19 pm

It's time for me to think about me. Live...have some fun and not worry about the ************ consequences!


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