what's your favorite funny saying?

[Jimmie]

Mine is from Willy Nelson. My cousin works at this restaurant, and one day, when he was working and Willy was on tour, Willy just walked in for a bite to eat! That's not even the amazing part though...he gave my cousin a tour of his bus! How flipping cool is that?! Anyway, what Willy said was
"If you have to have sex with an animal, it should be a horse, because if it isn't good, then at least you have a ride home."
Now that's not an exact quote, but it gets the point accross. So, what's yours??

[KC8t80]

hahaha....thats a good one.

i think mine would be.......either "JOYGASM"(from Batman Forever) or "Hi-dillie-oh"(Ned Flanders from the Simpsons)

[kasper]

Well mine was actually an expeirance that I had with a friend of mine, Josh.

He asked me if I would go with him to the hospital in a town called Fayetteville to see his friends mother who had a wreck. He told me he didn't know exactly where it was but he would be able to find it.

To make a VERY, VERY long story short, we ended up getting turned around four times, having to drive threw two ditches, and getting on the wrong side of the road once. It took us longer to get to the hospital then we actually stayed there.

So, the driving threw the grass saved our butt's a zillion times. So, whenever theres a problem..."theres always grass".

Maybe its only funny to me and him, but we've joked tons of times that he can't drive when I'm with him. Theres always something that goes wrong, lol.

[Jimenem]

There's two rules for leading a succesful life:
1. Don't tell people everything you know.
2. (....................................................)

That's not my favorite but it's the only one I can think of right now.

[Jimenem]

Oh I know my favorite!


"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

[KC8t80]

u know what ex-out my last post.....i just figured out what my favorite saying is....."is not that the food is bad, its just not good!"......i could use that line for anything.

[Jimenem]

Once I wept for I had no shoes, then I met a man who had no shirt, so we combined forces and got into the 7-11. Now we're living in slurpy heaven baby!

[Jimenem]

Oh, and Nice signature Jimmy!

[kasper]

Lol, I think I've heard that somewhere before... *looks around*

[Jimenem]

Couldn't imagine where