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Postby mav » Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:12 am

quirky wrote:rescuscitate


I was trying to pronounce that. At one point it rhymed with cous cous.
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Postby Jimenem » Mon May 01, 2006 3:49 pm

quirky wrote:Jiminem......this thread made it to the BOTTOM of page one.

See if you can rescuscitate the muse.


How could we have let it fall that far!?

Nice one Mav. . . I think this thread is ennervated.

There once was a man tall and skinny
Who perfected a tall horses whinny
He's funny and white
and cross dresses at night
and has movies who's numbers are many.
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Postby KC8t80 » Thu May 04, 2006 3:45 am

There once was a man who liked Jane
His love would drive her insane
So one day she went
to his house and then
proceeded to make him her maid.
I am part of an elite group of people......THE MEN OF JCO.

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THE FEW AND THE PROUD!!!!
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Postby Laura Laing » Mon May 08, 2006 1:28 am

There once was a guy named Jim,
Good looking, charming and slim.
He said with a smile,
Wanna come party a while?
Sorry, can't,
Gotta be home by ten.
Imagine.....
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Postby fluffy » Mon May 08, 2006 1:50 am

OMG..........i'm feeling your pain Laura...........
bloomin curfews!!!!! :? ..................
questions questions.............still, at least you snogged him.........
the rest of us can only dream of that..........lol

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Postby Laura Laing » Mon May 08, 2006 2:09 am

I think I liked it better when we went off topic with our Jimericks. :(
Imagine.....
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Postby quirky » Mon May 08, 2006 2:13 am

Laura Laing wrote:I think I liked it better when we went off topic with our Jimericks. :(


Do whatever you want!
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
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Postby quirky » Tue May 09, 2006 7:18 am

Why THERE you are, my favorite friend,
This soul of mine is on the mend.
I will be gentle with your soul,
And won't fall down the rabbit hole,
I'll cry and rage, compose and check,
Dream of the kisses on your neck.
It IS you isn't it?
Or have I gone astray?
Send me a thought...complete my day.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
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Postby mav » Wed May 10, 2006 2:32 pm

When things are fine I dream of Jim Carrey
When they are not I can only worry
And then indeed
For my mind to breathe
I come to JCO to laugh in a hurry :lol:
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Postby mav » Wed May 10, 2006 2:36 pm

Everyone wants a piece of Jim
But there's only one of him
There's only so much
One can own as such
And appreciate them without or within
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Postby mav » Thu May 11, 2006 3:16 pm

Everyone has a bit of Jim
It doesn't mean they're at all him
All are unique like words
As unique much affords
Everyone to act on one's own whim
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ooo, I'm thread-jacking...lol
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Postby Jimenem » Thu May 11, 2006 5:29 pm

Enveloped in light
The darkness falteres
I can see for miles ahead
I see nothing but joy
and happy for ever
and for the first time
I'm comfortable.
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Postby Laura Laing » Thu May 11, 2006 6:21 pm

Inspiring mindset
Aspiring soul
Aquiring kindness
Desire unfolds.
Imagine.....
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Postby fluffy » Thu May 11, 2006 7:00 pm

Inspiring mindset
Aspiring soul
Aquiring kindness
Desire unfolds.


i love it!!!...........these are looking great folks.............

ok.....

When pain and grief become the norm,
your partner through lifes darker storm,
And black replaces gold and light,
your pain increases deep at night.
You sit and question life and love
look for a sign from 'him' above.
Yet nothing comes, you're there alone.
an empty vessel on your own.
The cure is there in front of you,
the sweetest love, a love that's true.
Just hold it in your tender palm,
and savour all it's wondrous charm.
Then open up and let it in,
Delighting in it's melting sin....

lol.....can you guess what it is yet??.........lol

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Postby mav » Fri May 12, 2006 1:34 am

Ice-cream! :lol:
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