Jim in Ballistic Missile Scare.

[Canadian Jayne]

Ya i agree
Today I had a child ask
What's a cemetary for?
That is a hard one to answer
Especially to a little child
Without scaring them.
I explained as best i could.
The next one was
How does a baby get in
A momas belly

[Canadian Jayne]

I suggested that
The parent would know."
No, they don't" was the answer
Oooh now i had to b really careful
"Its all about science" I said
Then i remembered the song
That goes
"Let me tell u bout the birds
And the bees and the flowers
And the trees and the moon up
Above...... Very timely for Feb

[fluffy]

We have a mother and baby shop here called Mothercare so i tell them they come from there,that there's a catalogue that parents can go and look through, before placing their orders and it takes 9 months to get them and they're non returnable......lol.......

Professionally i do tell them to ask their parents but it's always fun teasing the older ones with the Mothercare gag, we usually end up laughing.

[fluffy]

i recall i visit to one school where the minister was the most miserable old devil... ......he was supposed to be talking about Christmas and instead he started banging on about what happens to the body when you get cremated. We had nursery kids sitting wide eyed as he prattled on about bodies being burned in a furnace. I again started bobbing up and down as i stifled hysterical laughter, i almost fell of my chair then too.
Little kids don't need to know the details, they just need to know they're safe and loved.

[Canadian Jayne]

Yes agreed
With all this news stuff
They must be wondering too
I think of the scene in
D&D where both
(like Lloyd and buddy)
Re" servived by" statement
I like the statement
"Passed away peacefully"

[fluffy]

I'd forgotten all about that........if you watch the D&D extras on the DVD there's a very funny bit where Jeff is mourning the death of buddy....i was literally in hysterics with laughter.....
Often i find the extras and the cut bits of filming are the funniest for me because usually there are glimpses of the real people behind the characters....i love seeing actors fluff their lines and start giggling.

[Canadian Jayne]

Yes we r getting close to the
End times
But Take Heart
I don't believe God will
Allow a few trigger happy
Guys to destroy out planet
After all He created this
Earth for us to enjoy and
Live on it

[Canadian Jayne]

As we saw with that one little asteroid in Michigan
(which was like throwing
A little pebble in a lake)
A 2 Mg earthqake effect
God is in control
Some dont believe it.
But I do

[fluffy]

If we do get close to the EOT it will be Iran, Syria and Russia which cause the kerfuffle.....but the whole world has to turn against Israel and that won't happen, not in our lifetime.....there's just a lot of posturing at the moment but the EOT can last for generations so i truely believe we are ok....for now.

[Canadian Jayne]

Only Heavenly Father knows
The day and times
Not even the angels know
I have faith that the
Great Order (Of)Diety
know whats going on
We just have to keep putting
One foot in front of the
Other and keep trying our
Best with what we have

[fluffy]

One step at a time....

[Canadian Jayne]

Yes and sometimes as
One gets older
Baby steps
Or even
Aquafit steps;)

[Canadian Jayne]

When talking about missiled
War etc
My question is about D Trumps
Heritage
How did Fred and Fred Trump
Avoid being conscripted into
The army since in 1 and 2 WW
It was required and very few got out
Of ir

[Canadian Jayne]

Of it
My dad was raised by a germastep father
And was color blind but still had
To serve
His brothers also were reqired to
Serve. They spoke german and
Were instumental in deafeating
The enemy

[fluffy]

I'm not sure but i know in the UK you couldn't go to war if you had flat feet, asthma, bad eyesight or a heart murmur. You might also have been in the protected occupations which were required to keep the country running such as tube and bus drivers, bakers, butchers, Dr's, farmers etc. And as a teacher i would have been evacuated to the country with my brood of ducklings to keep them safe and continue their education. I think colour blindness only mattered if you were in the Royal Air Force, i'm not sure though.