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Jimericks?
I am sad to announce that it seems,
I must dim the poetic high beams. Last night in the bed, Swimming round in my head, Were the jimericks just crowding my dreams. "When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
that one rocks Quirky...........'way to go!!'...........
ok.......... I'm having a really bad day.... The skies seem cloudy and grey my mind is a muddle my thoughts in a fuddle my hair is turning to grey....(not yet!!) I'll sit alone in the house........ Antisocial, and quiet as a mouse, I'll hide from the phone, and think here alone, Just trying to work it all out..... Tommorrow the skies will seem blue and i'll find new things to do they'll fill up the gap made of hurt and of crap the pain of the old and the new. Fluffy 
Awww....that one was SAD.
You should do what I'm doing. I'm making homemade cream of mushroom soup. Right now I have a sort of fungal broth. That doesn't sound so appetizing does it? But...it is...or at least it will be later when I add the good stuff. "When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
lol................a friend of mine thought he'd make some homemade mushroom soup...........but instead of cooking the mushrooms and onions first he chopped them up and mixed them with milk..............he thought if he boiled the mixture he'd have perfect cream of mushroom soup..........but what he really made was a hot onion and mushroom milkshake..............
  .............yuk.........
Another friend is a mycobiologist and spends his whole life with his mushrooms.............AAAAhhhh........all part of lifes rich tapestry 
fluffs 
another ditty then off to beddy........lol
There was a young vicar from Bath, who decided to have a big laugh, He stripped in the vestry right down to his vesty ....and danced merrily up the path.........
fluffy Last edited by fluffy on Wed Jun 01, 2005 7:29 pm, edited 1 time in total.
ok.....i'm not good at poetry...but here we go...
Ace, He's on the case The police think he's a disgrace, Ventura wore a tootoo, But to get a lead, what would you do, Einhorn went off and ran, Ace soon found out that she was man, The police started liking Ace, "Alrighty Then", It's time for another case. Jim Carrey IS AWESOME!!!
now children and tonight we are going to learn all about ambic perameter.....lol
Ok the key to a lymeric is this........... each stanza consists of 5 lines......... lines 1, 2 and 5 end on a rhyming sound.......ie dog, bog, fog lines 3 and 4 end on a different rhyming sound from 1,2 and 5.....but 3 and 4 sound alike such as wet and bet..... another way to code it is make lines 1, 2 and 5- A 3 and 4-B so a lymeric is AABBA...............WHOO HOO..........!!let's hear it for Waterloo.......
now go forth and rhyme my little Jimerick protegees............
Fluffy........
Oh man...ever pull up the "post a reply" box and have no idea what to say?
Well...then you know how I feel. Right now I'm trying to draw on the power. Ok. I feel that the pressure is on Some people write Jimericks till dawn When it's 10 o'clock here The sun's up in Algiers And the muses have me for a pawn. "When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
A Poem on ESOTSM.....
Overwhelmed by conflicted mundane says Two hearts once inseparable, part ways Hurt and tears turn to impulsiveness, one pays Repent and rent in drug induced haze Groping for vestiges of once blissful days Its the memory not love that you eraze They meet again, unknown but familiar gaze To learn and love, not End in Preface ? -
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Keep up the good work!
