Has anyone met Jim?

[JT Carrey]

Really? I doubt that he would HATE you, though. I guess I can understand being hesitant to approach someone and say something.

I'm very friendly with strangers, for instance, in the line at Lowe's...I'm likely to say something, but I think I'd be hesitant to say something to a celebrity that I really liked. I have flashbacks to the traumatic Elton John, "I really *gulp* enjoy your music," incident. Doy.

That's exactly how I am, I'm super talkative with strangers but when it comes to Jim, omg, I think it's his smile, it's hard to talk to him when he smiles, I get choked up, he's so handsome it's sick!

Juliette, for a long time I wanted to ask you. When I was a child, I heard a young school-girl kept ringing to Jim and said all waltz (it was in 1997 maybe, I don't remember). So was that you?!!

I think I heard about that, I don't know Jim's number so nope, wasn't me

[mav]

That's exactly how I am, I'm super talkative with strangers but when it comes to Jim, omg, I think it's his smile, it's hard to talk to him when he smiles, I get choked up, he's so handsome it's sick!

Ohhh JT - you're letting us down....
You can thump his arm and go "Can I poke your ribs?" ......and being the polite guy he is, he would let you, which would make you laugh and then he would be marvelling you *sigh*

[fluffy]

lol..............i'm sure if i met him and plucked up the courage to actually stay within speaking distance i'd just smile at him.........probably manically, like a dog about to lunge at him though...........lol

Lol............i've just had a thought.........if he was smiling too it would look like a hyena nature documentary......lol....

fluffy

[quirky]

he's so handsome it's sick!

You know, he really is...isn't he?

You'd better start returning that "hello", though. Because I'm really getting very good at singing "At Last." I don't want to peak before the wedding.

[holly]

But y'know, these Hollywoodites are very crafty.........for all we know Jim could be as bald as a coot......but has a nice line in hairpieces......or could be thinning and gives patronage to a toupee maker in 'them there hills'......

as for his teeth.............well they could be 100% finest plastic.....to be kept by the bedside in a glass of Steredent...... .....

then there's the support undergarments.........liver spots, prostate troubles and sprouting ear and nose hair............ ......Oh and wiry, greying, chest hair.......the snoring and the halitosis....oh and the rotten temper....

Phoewar ................What a man!!!.........

but then again he might just be perfect after all..............

[mav]

I have flashbacks to the traumatic Elton John, "I really *gulp* enjoy your music," incident. Doy.

That's a nice line. You could use the same line on Jim

"I really *gulp* enjoy your acting"
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[quirky]

I'll never meet him. And it's a good thing, because with my luck, I'd put my foot in my mouth and say, "I really *gulp* like your sock."

[JT Carrey]

mmmm Jim's sock

[quirky]

What you don't know, Juliette...is that I have subliminally messed with your mind with my ultra top secret hypnotic technique and now...the next time you see him...YOU are going to tell him you like his sock and save me the indignity.

Muhhahahaha!

[lammy]

But y'know, these Hollywoodites are very crafty.........for all we know Jim could be as bald as a coot......but has a nice line in hairpieces......or could be thinning and gives patronage to a toupee maker in 'them there hills'......

as for his teeth.............well they could be 100% finest plastic.....to be kept by the bedside in a glass of Steredent...... .....

then there's the support undergarments.........liver spots, prostate troubles and sprouting ear and nose hair............ ......Oh and wiry, greying, chest hair.......the snoring and the halitosis....oh and the rotten temper....

Phoewar ................What a man!!!.........

but then again he might just be perfect after all..............

LOL-That's messed up!

I'm sure he's not that bad....

[fluffy]

yep, i'm sure you're right there...........

Fluffy

[JT Carrey]

LOL *faints on Jim*

[quirky]

Girlfriend....you got it BAAAAAD.

Unconscious is not attractive....well, not to most people you want to hang out with. Pull yourself together!

[JT Carrey]

it's too late for me I'm sure, you girls still have a chance, do it!! run to him and caress his tender body, show him you love him!! *faints again*

[quirky]

Does this mean I have to stop singing "At Last"? I don't wanna, I like the song.