Any single Men here?

[Clemmy]

Not single, not married, engaged forever…

I liked my teens – it was good to be a teen in the 80s… But, I don’t think I would swap it either… I like maturity ... with sprinkles of audacity

[nicesock!]

I am newly single again. Oh and i am very female, maybe to a fault. Fluffy, girl, you make me laugh so hard. Thanks for that.

[The Mask Fan No 1]

I'm single and 13 and a guy, but some of you girls are way older then me. I know...I checked your profiles.

[fluffy]

blimey!!..............where's my zimmer frame and incontinence pants.......35 is REALLY old.........as i creak towards my commode....

fluffy

[lammy]

35 is the HOT years when you want to have sex evey hour!

I know when I'm 30 and I am married, I'm going to enjoy that age. The 30's are a HOT stage.

[fluffy]

aaaahhh..........that's so very, very true Lammy........sigh........
insatiable i am..............lol.......
(when i'm not wearing my incontinence pants that is...... )

fluffy

[lammy]

You mean the pants that show your *ss cheeks?



I really am hoping to be married by then because then I will have to hire a man hoe just to satisfy my sex needs and that will suck!

[Jimenem]

Wow you guys are getting a little edgy! This is funny! evil laugh time???
Fwahahahah Wait no thats not it.
Heeeee Hee heee nope

Kwaa haa haa haa haa THERE IT IS THATS THE ONE!!!! Kwa haa haa haa haa

[fluffy]

och...............you don't need to get married.......find a honey that's makes you happy for a bit.......and when he goes bald and old, trade him in for a younger model..............lol

Desperate housewifes will be the ruin of us!!..............lol

fluffy

[lammy]

Well actually I do want to get married. Something about sharing my life with someone till death do us part is pretty AMAZING and I would like to experience the whole walking down the isle-

[fluffy]

i do know how you feel.......................................i never made it up the ailse...............

i guess i'm waiting for the man who wants to get married in a zoo.......with the bride holding a baby orangatang instead of a bouquet of flowers.....and it would be cool for the groom to have a koala baby on his head................awe...........sniff... ......but not many blokes have such a soft heart when it comes to animals............ ......but i reckon if a bloke genuinely respects and likes helpless little animals then he's got a wonderful heart.......he just needs to tap into it for his human relationships......


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[cotton]

I once bought a coffee mug that said "It is better to be alone than to be stuck with a total loser" I think that is true. You should be happy! Think of the people who are in abusive relationships. You are much better off then those people are.

[Alyonushka]

I am 22 and I am eager to have sex but as lammy have sad I am a nun and that is true. Convent is my home and I'm afraid to die virgin, but anyway... Is there any single or not very single man here?

[lammy]

LOL!!

I am probably better of buying a vibrator than sleep with someone ever again-

Aly...Don't rush it woman!

[fluffy]

lol.................you can tell Quirky isn't here.......lol


remembering that some readers might be quite young.............'nookie'...is really rather a funny past-time.........when you really think about it it's actually quite ridiculous..........all the funny sounds and movements.............you've gotta laugh because it's sooo funny as well as enjoyable..............
folks, it ain't like the movies!!!......but it is a lot of fun............

fluffy