Favorite Quotes from the film!

[Count Olaf]

My Favourite quote was when he was Stephano and he introduced himself and when on to talk about snakes.
Olaf: I've been biten about fourtythree..seven thousand times." I had a good chuckle.

[fluffy]

in the Out-takes..............'let's go back in a time machine-tick tock' etc......when he pretends to be the dinosaur............and nibbles Craigs ear.................and then he says 'ok, now you're just ignoring me'.............It's absolutely hilarious............

fluffy

[countess Marina Olaf]

when captain shan says sometinhg like this......................................................................................................................I've never heard about this incredible handsome Count Olaf!



and when Olaf is about to start his play......mimamoo mimamooo






very funny!!

Jim really rockssssss


ahhhh.....interactive Olaf:
I'm your father children(and them he makes this laught hihihihihihi)


musical number is funny too!

[Al Rightythen]

My favorite scenes are:

Klaus:" Our parents just died."
Olaf: " Oh yes, of course. How very, very awful."
And
Olaf: "Here is where you`ll sleep. Good nighty night!"
Violet: "But the sun is still shining!"
Olaf: "But the sun is still shining!"

I always have to laugh, when I think about this scenes!

[Esme Squalor]

In the deleted scenes when he does the crashing plates of puttanessca and stands over and shouts "beef!"and the other are clapping vigourously and the other scene when he is clapping to himself in front of the mirror!!!!!!!!!

[fluffy]

I actually enjoyed the extras more....................

for me the character of Captain Sham is just hysterical.............i LOVE the screentests when he talks about the YUGO..........i'm surprised he'd even heard of it in the states...........it was such a joke in the UK during the 80's.............
and when he says he eats 'Chips'.............i'm assuming it's the British Chip...........which you call fries...........it's just really really funny because the British are known for eating Chips all the time...........(and getting really fat and unhealthy as a result ).......

He came across as an Irish/Corwall.....(difficult to place at times.)...old seadog............he was just hysterical.............

The man is a genius............i really can't stress it enough.....

fluffy

[lammy]

He could be a genious- but we don't know that-

[MandyCarrey]

i love the deleted scenes too.
i have loads of fave quotes the ones i can think of rite now is wen captain sham shouts up to the children sayin " This is captain sham ur new guardian, ya stay where ya are and we'll come where ya too" well sumit like tht, but how he sez it in tht voice is sooo funny. And wen hes playin spin the bottle in the deleted scene/outtakes its hillarious the stuff he sez!

[nina]

"oh, I guess he shouldn't have oughta
but he drowned her in the water
that's when a flounder downed her
that's why they never found her "

[xmassmurdere]

oh, I guess he shouldn't have oughta
but he drowned her in the water
that's when a flounder downed her
that's why they never found her

and
(it the deleted scenes version)"
olaf: "you're a gloomy looking bunch, why...you so glum?
klaus: our parents just died
olaf: oh, yes
wait, give me that line again, quickly while it's still fresh in my mind
klaus:our parents just...died
olaf: OUT OUT brief candle ptsssss
owwwwwww owwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

olaf: "oh my dear...violet"
any you must be klaus...young klaus, your left side is your good one
any what is THIS?
sunny: [im sunny]
olaf: sorry, i dont speak monkey. banana

[mrfoopoppzy]

Putenesca.

What did you call me?

[KC8t80]

"your not afraid of heights are you...hahaha......listen to that a monkey afraid of heights....(laughs some more)

[JohnJim]

I like those:

1- Olaf: `hello, hello, hello, I am your beloved Count Olaf`

2- Olaf: `I`m sorry, I don`t speak monkey! Banana!`

3- Olaf: `Oh, my public waits, mimamoo mimamoo`

[Countess Olafina squalor]

My favourite quotes are these.

1: "Ah, a mirror, just the right motivation i need, lovely, lovely, lovely lovely lovely."

2: "I'm sorry, i don't speak monkey"

3: "I'm a very late sleeper, in fact i hardly sleep at all."

4: Hello..Hello..Hello, i am your beloved Count Olaf."

[revin77]

''no matter wher you go ill find you,you are so deceased''