The Incredible Adventure

[Canadian Jayne]

leaving Earl all by himself with the searching Gorilla
Suddenly the Gorilla appeared and started sniffing Earl, all Earl could
do was curl up into a ball and hope the Gorilla would go away.
Then he realized that the Gorilla was signing his mother's name,aaand
that the Gorilla that took his banana was really male.
Earl signed back, that is my mother.......the Gorilla started to jump around all excited. Earl hugged tighter into a ball. Then the Gorilla signed where is she? Take me to you mother.
Earl uncurled from the ball, arose slowly and signed where his mother
lived, they hopped on the bus, with several people staring, a few even
got off the bus prematurely. But they made it back to Earl's mom's
place. The reunion between the two gorilla's was amazing, they looked like they hadn't seen each other for years, of course they didn't sign in front of Earl, they talked Gorilla. It turned out this was the true story of
Earl:

A bunch of Scientists decided to do an experiment:.
They decided to take one of the pregrant Lab workers who worked with baby Gorillas, a pregnant female gorilla and switch the two babies. The e female worker did not know what the scientist had planned,
they claimed to the worker that her baby had died and that the female mother Gorilla had died leaving the baby gorilla, that her assignment was to raise it and perhaps it would help her in the greiving process.
Knowing and claiming that her baby had died giving the human baby to
the once pregnant Gorilla and giving the gorilla baby to the worker, to
see if the maternal instict would go beyond species

The news came out and Earl cried, he did not know whether to be thankful or sad, his Gorilla mother was great to him but he was so relieved he was not part Gorilla. But then the mother Gorilla seemed
agitated, Earl signed "What's wrong?" his Gorilla mother signed
"My real baby is alive and this is his real father, find baby, please Earl?

Earl was on a new quest to find find monkey brother and to find his real
mother. Where would he start? he asked the father Gorilla
......

[Canadian Jayne]

The Father Gorilla directed Earl to the zoo the lady gorilla trainer had been transferred to. Somewhere in Ontario,Canada, I think it was
African Lion Safari but when Earl arrived there his real mom had transferred to.....

[lammy]

a donkey swiming fish with 2horns,8legs eating crap beast...

[quirky]

And Earl was sad...

Fortunately, like Bobby Ewing in "Dallas"...it was all a dream.

[Canadian Jayne]

Earl awoke releived and refreshed after his nap and...

[lammy]

he was swimming in his own drool...

[Canadian Jayne]

he was lounging on a boogey board and had fallen asleep while in the pool luckily he hadn't fallen in the water, but awakened with a drool covered face ready to face the wind he...

[quirky]

Had just farted.

He didn't mind though, because his farts didn't really stink.

[Canadian Jayne]

But beside Earl ready to jump off the diving board was a great big
Samurai, the board bent almost 5ft down from the start of the board.
The lifeguard thought "how in the world am I gonna save that guy if
anything goes wrong" Suddenly the board broke and the samurai fell,
Earl looked up in horror and....

[quirky]

Saw a staircase made of lapis lazuli.

He wanted to take everyone with him up the staircase, but the Samurai had coated them all with Crisco and they were slippery to try to hold on to.

[Canadian Jayne]

was not what he seemed to be, he was wearing a costume and inside the costume was the liquid Crisco that rained on all the people around the pool when his costume exploded into a thousand million pieces, everyone was slip slidding all over the pool deck trying to excape the escapade.
Furiously the pool owner came on deck and said.......

[quirky]

Slip sliding away, slip sliding away
You know the nearer your destination, the more you slip sliding away.

[Canadian Jayne]

Then everyone one the poolside gather in on the song too:
and all you could hear for miles was the song:
Slip sliddin away, but suddenly the tables turned when....

[quirky]

It started to rain bullfrogs. Fortunately everyone had an umbrella, which they promptly put up to avoid being pelted by the frogs.

[Canadian Jayne]

Actually on the set of "The Ten Commandments"
and were in the middle of the scene where the deluge of frogs came up
the river bank"
"Hey, I'm in the wrong place"
thought Earl "I better scaddadle to......