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Postby lammy » Wed Jun 15, 2005 5:08 am

And to think I was rough on the man-you guys beat me ny a mile- :lol:
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Postby fluffy » Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:43 am

lol Jim has used Enemas before. Does that mean you would turn him down,Fluffers?


nope.............but i would get a 6 ft8' beefy male nurse to administer it....lol.................i wouldn't!!......

Wasn't it colonic irrigation he 'toyed' with??....... :wink:

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Postby cotton » Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:14 pm

lol
yes something like that
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Postby lammy » Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:38 am

:shock: Say what? :lol:
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Postby cotton » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:10 am

You learn something new on here everyday don't ya ,Lammy?lol

Jim has been known to talk freely without hesitation about doing colonics in many of his interviews. Only a man would talk about that openly.lol
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Postby fluffy » Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:13 pm

lol.......................imagine being the therapist?
..........Jim comes in.................you hope and pray he's wanting an all over body massage and instead he asks you to stick a hose up his bum and wash it out with warm water.....checking for lumpy bits of poop!!! :shock: :lol:

How undignified................lol......I mean what do you talk about when the poop is flowing...?............
'going anywhere nice for the holidays'........'isn't the weather dreadful for this time of year'.... :shock: ..'oooooooh that was a big lump' :shock: ....... :lol: :lol:

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Postby cotton » Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:34 pm

LOL!!!!
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Postby lammy » Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:54 pm

LOL!! That's messed up Fluff- :lol:
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Postby cotton » Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:05 pm

I mean what do you talk about when the poop is flowing...?............
'going anywhere nice for the holidays'


I would ask him"MAN!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EAT???"lol
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Postby fluffy » Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:40 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

mind you, you could probably say and do pretty much anything to him......he'd be a 'captive audience'..............lol :wink:

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Postby quirky » Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:52 pm

I'd say, "So are we friends, or are we enemas?"

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Postby cotton » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:21 pm

Jim loves mexican food. So what would happen if he ate some and then had the irrigation done?Image
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Postby quirky » Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:48 pm

Cotton! I am going to revoke your status as America's most beloved non-synthetic fabric.

Oy...the things we talk about.
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Postby lammy » Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:31 pm

I'd be embarassed if Jim where to talk to me about his lumps on his poop-LOL!!
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Postby quirky » Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:54 pm

My mom was a nurse. The first question whenever we were sick when we were little was "Did you have a bowel movement today??"

Maybe there's something to it.
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