The Incredible Adventure

[quirky]

Where the streets have no name.

Because I'm pretty sure that what I've been searching for is there.

This Crisco and bullfrog stuff has been fun, but something's been missing from my life.

[Canadian Jayne]

Earl heard music coming from down the street he turned around to see
drums,trumpet, precussion instruments, a whole band
it was the "Raspberry Parade"
coming his way, then he saw the......

[Canadian Jayne]

House on the street with no name. Someone was waving from
the balcony. Earl squinted his eyes to see if he would recognize
who it was. "by golly" he recognized that it was .......

[Canadian Jayne]

cookie puffy guy that was on Ghost Busters, he was waving at Earl in
the breeze.

[quirky]

This was not what Earl expected. He envisioned a wild-eyed angel and Marshmallow man was far from his ideal!

[Canadian Jayne]

the wind moved the puff man balloon are revealed a wild-eyed blonde
angel, now that was what he was looking for, Earl waved, the blonde
waved back.

[Canadian Jayne]

came three bikers, a woman and two men, they drove up beside Earl,
Earl looked at them and sqealed, he remembered these guys from
Vegas, when he was.......

[mav]

....bussing tables at one of the Las Vegas Casino's restaurant and remembered that these three gentlemen did not leave him a tip.

He squealed as he remembered this. There was no mistaking. The same toothy grin and wild eyes. These guys made him uncomfortable. Two dollars on that fateful day would have turned things around....

[mav]

He could feel his hand clenching into a fist as he dove at the biker nearest him, but his hand missed Biker#1's jaw and Earl lost his balance and fell forcefully forward breaking 3 of his left ribs (like Dane Cook). That stopped the scuffle and priority shifted to getting Earl to the nearest hospital. Even as he was wheeled into the ambulance, Earl throttled out, half in pain, half in rage, "You unfeeling deplorable misers! I curse you with a 10% mandatory tip at every restaurant you go! Aaaawwww!'

[Canadian Jayne]

through the air, Earl was in the emergency waiting as he was not
classfied as,(all that bad), then Earl saw the blonde was being
wheeled in apparently the puff man bonked back at the blonde and rendered her unconcious as she fell about 15 ft from the balcony, luckily
she fell on the puff balloon but her ankle missed the puff guy and it was broken. So there were the two of them recognizing each other as they struck up a conversation, it went like this......

[Canadian Jayne]

Earl: I saw you on the balcony last, what happened?.
Bronde: Well, it's a real story, I don't want to bore you.
Earl: (wincing at his ach from the pain in his ribs) We have until the
doc takes one of us in, tell me about it.
The blonde relayed her story, Earl tried not to laugh and had to
excuse himself to go to the bathroom and laugh and laugh so he
wouldn't be rude in front of her.
He looked in the mirror and commented
"I thought I was the only one that could happen to"
He composed himself and went back to the seat where he was
and the Blonde was gone.
He got a quick glimpse of her being rolled down to the xray
room, she waved goodbye as the nurse turned the corner.
She didn't see him wave back.
Earl felt sad and he didn't know why.

[Conor]

he then figured out he was sad for 2 reasons.

she didnt wave back.
he had the shellfish for a 2nd time and didnt wanna use the bathroom again

[mav]

And so with a heavy heart and gnawing belly, Earl got up to repeat the chore. But as soon as he got up, dizziness took hold of him, and it was the last thing he remembered. When he awoke, he saw the blue ceiling and startled to see the blonde sipping coffee seated next to his bedside For a moment his thought registered that his stomach was no longer gnawing. Relieved, he smiled at the blonde "What's your name?" he asked tentatively. "Brandi", she replied "I got some coffee for you". Earl realized that they would soon be discharged and he would again lose her. "Can I have your number? You can have mine. Y'know, just in case the bikers decide to show up again..." he offered. Brandi was uncertain.

-

[mav]

Just then the door opened and two burly looking hospital guards rushed in.
"Did you see a bespectacled guy with pink hair?" they demanded.
Earl and Brandi shook their heads.
It turned out that a suicidal psychiatric patient had escaped his ward, trigerring an all-out search inside the hospital premises.

No sooner had the guards left, Earl and Brandi were shocked to find a pink head creeping out from
under Earl's bed. They continued staring in amazement as pink-hair made his way to an open window
and jumped out of it. But since they were on the first floor, all they heard was "Ouch!".

-

[Conor]

then suddenly he realized he was in the prank of a movie starring Jim Carrey and Jim Carrey played the pink haired guy.

so they shook hands.

then another pink haired guy came in and earl said "im not falling for that again"

then he realized this time it wasnt an actor.