When the curtain rises and all eyes are on me
My feet do wobble and the heart skips a beat
But I smile at the applause and wave to the crowd
In the interest of E I better play my art out
And the ebb turns to rise and takes me with it
If there's a stretcher in the house, I dont need it
For I'm rocking with the force that exhorts
me on and onto the highest of shows
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Jimericks?
Binx - I borrowed a couple of lines from your poem for my signature.....
 “Although the world is very full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it.” - Helen Keller
yes, i'm going for the avante garde approach....... 
and yet, there is SUCH depth, SUCH meaning in that one solitary word...... sigh*..................oh the power in one word..........
fluffy  Fluffy
ok........
James Eugene Carrey...... Admit it!!!........ You're secretly hairy..... You'll shave and you'll and burn..... but when will you learn...? Choose waxing...no need to be wary.....!
lol..........don't ask..........lol
fluffy Fluffy
Remington Hair Remover, for silky smooth skin,
with gold-plated hypoallergenic metal discs that removes hair from the root. - sponsored by JCO “Although the world is very full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it.” - Helen Keller
lol............'awe ma gawd'...........
 ...............have you actually tried an epillator.............???? 
the pain can only be described as torture..........absolute agony......... no...........if we're doing an advertisment.....lol............... 'CHOOSE NADS.......FOR YOUR NADS!!!'
HEHEHEHEH
Fluffy Fluffy
lol...
No, but Remington is different.... less painful.... can be used everywhere I'm thinking of using it on my head...grrr....getting hot in here....
I read it once. Why did you delete it, fluffy? Let me recollect it if I can... Bye-bye baby, go to sleep Here's a lullaby for your blue crib ... Close your eyes, pleasures, sins, green .....something something....right? “Although the world is very full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it.” - Helen Keller
lol.............yeah, you got in the word 'sin' alright.....lol.........
no babies or cribs........it was basically quite a pervy poem ....sometimes i forget the average age of JCO member is 12...
Did you ever see a documentary (ok, it was British so probably not) about fetishes..............lol........ one bloke liked having a cheesegrater scrape his tackle......lol............. when asked how it felt, he said 'it felt grate'............. groan....lol
Fluffy Fluffy
Punny.
My cousin's girlfriend uses the sugar waxing strips. They draw ants. Just saying.... Those ants were eradicated, sorry fluffs. "When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
AAAAh............but i use HOT wax..........imagine the pleasure of burning hot wax, carressing and dripping down your skin, before you tear at those roots with a cotton strip, and 3 brisk rubs...................lol......
(sounds almost pornographic...lol).....
it's faster and less painful............ och squish those ants Quirky...........if it makes you happy......lol
fluffy Fluffy
If I lived on an iceburg, it occurs to me that I wouldn't have to worry about this shaving lark. I'd just wear heavy fur and go around nose-kissing everyone. Sounds kind of idyllic. Cold, but idyllic.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
This too shall pass.
No Hamlet here. A sense of belonging's Replaced my fear. Whatever challenge comes I'll meet. Heart forward, with my two left feet. Someday I'll dance. Someday I'll sing. Even if I see no wedding ring. The energy around bouys me to laugh. With the rest of all you tame riff raff. "When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
'When!'. Mostly its a 'Why?'. But yes,
“Although the world is very full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it.” - Helen Keller
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