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Have you ever read your own obituary It was kind of Majestic

Postby wonderbunny » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:16 am

I had an article that appeared in a local paper in August 2003, apparently I died in a car accident. "Spooky" But very convenient for the people who cut my wires... thank God I learned how to down shift. It was kind of like Me Myself and Eggroll ( I tumbled right out the driver's seat and on to the pavement) I ended up with the car running over my foot and it was broken. I bounced well. However, my car ended up in a tree around the corner. No witnesses. How scary is that.
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Postby fluffy » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:27 am

i have decided to be cremated.........but i want a little lair and a heasdstone........ :lol:
i want my headstone in the shape of a giant hot-water bottle...........and on it, i want........ 'Her feet are cosy now'!!........:wink: .......

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Postby jimliker » Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:57 pm

i want to be cremated in the furnace & then my ashes flown in holy river..thats it....no hassles.. :)
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Postby wonderbunny » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:22 pm

I wanted to join the Neptune Society and be join the fishes in the ocean. I always thought that having a headstone and burial plot was kind of wierd. I'd be lonely a few generations down the line. I walk through cemetarys and wonder how many go 'unvisited'. Besides, I believe in the after life and the body is just the shell of the spirit.
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Postby lammy » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:37 pm

Yes the body and the skin is just the outer layer of what is really inside ourselves....
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Re: Have you ever read your own obituary It was kind of Maje

Postby lammy » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:40 pm

wonderbunny wrote:I had an article that appeared in a local paper in August 2003, apparently I died in a car accident. "Spooky" But very convenient for the people who cut my wires... thank God I learned how to down shift. It was kind of like Me Myself and Eggroll ( I tumbled right out the driver's seat and on to the pavement) I ended up with the car running over my foot and it was broken. I bounced well. However, my car ended up in a tree around the corner. No witnesses. How scary is that.


I had an article that appeared in a local paper in August 2003, apparently I died in a car accident.

You mean you are dead?
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Postby mav » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:10 am

Wow! Lot of drama in your life. An obituary while alive.

I wonder what my obituary would say. "The old lady in the neighborhood died today afternoon from Rompin Ronnie syndrome"

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Postby lammy » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:39 am

Is the movie funny or what is it about it?

I know they do not have it down here- :?
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Postby cotton » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:58 am

I wonder what my obituary would say. "The old lady in the neighborhood died today afternoon from Rompin Ronnie syndrome"


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