Jimericks?

[mav]

Jim and Jill went up the hill
With the cursory pail to fill
But they killed time
With jokes a dime
The hill laughed shrill and got a rill
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[quirky]

Jim and Jill went up the hill
With the cursory pail to fill
But they killed time
With jokes a dime
The hill laughed shrill and got a rill
-

Say what? No hill.
And I wouldn't be very funny right now.

I always hated that nursery rhyme.

[Jimenem]

I would too if it had my name in it. I don't blame you. there are some pretty wronchy versions of it out there too.

[lammy]

Jimenem-I read in here somewhere that reading some of the lyrics here made you miss your father-where is your father?

[mav]

I would too if it had my name in it. I don't blame you. there are some pretty wronchy versions of it out there too.

nooooo! If I'd known it, I wouldn't have used it in a Jimerick!!! ... now i know.

[Jimenem]

It was a good Jimerick Mav, There was nothing wrong with it, You should never restrain your artistic ability because someone might get offended. Where would Eminem be if he did that???? Not to compare to him or anything I'm just saying, It was a good poem and keep up the good work. Don't write for other people, Write whatever satisfies you.

I don't mean to cast your feelings aside Quirky I understand completely.

I'm with you both. Did i mention I don't like confrontation?? I will however stand up for something i believe, or protect someone.

[fluffy]

I'm sitting here, so very cold...........
It's supposed to be Summer!!......(or so we're told....... )

The central heating will go on....
(outside) i'll say 'Ta Ta' to feeling warm..........

i'm frozen, like a little pea.....
please heat me up, i'm for your tea.....

Devour me like a gourmet treat.........
sigh.......it's such a shame we'll never meet.........


bbbrrrrr.......

FLUFFY

[cotton]

Good one Fluffy!

[Jimenem]

I liked that fluffy, although I wish I where as cold as you, It's really Hot here right now, And I don't know about you but I would rather be too cold than too hot.

[fluffy]

An ode to Forum fans.............

who are you ?......i haven't a clue...........
who am i ?......no hint there too........
why am i here......i really don't know...
i came here to learn, please tell me it's so......

Unconditional friendships from strangers afar,
Acceptance and laughter with nothing to mar...
no hidden agendas for personal gain,
just chuckles and kindness and chronic eye strain... .........

fluffy

[quirky]

That was brilliant.

[Clemmy]

to Fluffs!

[Jimenem]

I love it!!

Ok time for me to pull my pen back out (not like that, you permigutters)

There once was a man named Jim Carrey
Whoses butt really isn't that Harry
His cheeks are all hammy
He shaves them for Lammy
And tops them with wipped cream and cherry's

Ok i'm joking that was Bad. . . "Lord I apologize, for talking about Jim Carrey in that manner. Please forgive me."

(No Offence to you either Lammy)

[fluffy]

sore Head...........

I have a thumping headache
i really must go rest........
there's nothing like a headache...
It surely is a pest...

It springs from out of no-where...
a hammer in your head..
it dampens any ardour...
as you head off up to bed.......

The moral of this story
is simple and is clear.........
unless you want a headache
stay well away from beer........



actually, i don't drink beer...........i used artistic licence..........lol

fluffy

[cotton]

LOL!