wow! u
are a fan, so here goes...
Italics is the narrator.
Meet Dick
(Kicks ball)
...he's a loving husband
Jane: You're sure this is ok?
Dick : (putting collar on dog) Just reminding him to be a litte less vocal.
(Door bell rings and dog barks and cringes)
...with a promising career
Secretary : (British accent :lol) The big boss wants to see you upstairs.
Dick : (gasps)
Secretary : Congratulations Mr Harper!
....but just when he thought, he was on his way up
Dick : (singing to elevator music) I believe I can fly....I believe....I believe....I believe.....I believe.....aaaarrrrgggghhh
....his company
Boss : I'm so lucky I had you cover my backside.
....sold him out
Dick : (in striped shirt) ........Four hundred million dollars!
Jane : Our savings, our pension, everythings gone. We may be in a bit of a pickle here, Dick.......Our lawn was repossessed today. I didn't know they could even do that...........(putting ski masks) Wanna grab a cup of coffee.
Dick : (putting ski mask) yeah. mocha sounds good.....Allright everybody... ... ..Let's go. Oh geez. Are u ok hun? Ok, nobody try to follow us cuz we're .... we're crazy people.....Are these ... not popping? oh geez, hun, u gotta get some of those.
.....this christmas they're using their new skills to teach big business a lesson
Dick : (in striped shirt) He's gotta go (with a hand gesture) LOL
Guest : What's your secret?
Jane : Maybe we should really turn down the collar
Dick : It can't be that bad (trying on the collar and howling)
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Phew! jimliker u owe me some really good news after this
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