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Postby quirky » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:50 pm

There once was a poster called Mav,
What wit and finesse did she have?
She typed with such grace,
Her stories were ace!
Her words to the soul were like salve.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
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Postby mav » Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:01 pm

Bring it on!! :D

I like the word 'salve'.....
snarky - check
salve - check
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Postby quirky » Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:59 pm

pillion - check

Jimaverick's an amiable lass,
Her posts are quite often a gas,
Limericks she demands
I have only two hands
So one more and then I'll take a pass.
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Postby fluffy » Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:19 pm

The once was a lassie called Mav
Who talent for teasing did have,
She likes to imply
that we've made her cry
then buggers offline for a laugh........... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


hahahahahahahahahahah.............GOTCHA!!!!

fluffy :wink:
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Postby mav » Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:48 pm

I'm out of the grump
You guys are trump
The sulk is gone
I'm a happy fawn
I'll bend the rules and Bring it on!!
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Postby fluffy » Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:51 pm

you're on, you're on , you're on............ta da!!

fluffy :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Jimenem » Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:58 pm

There once was a woman named Fluffy
whose slippers are totally puffy
she is extremely kind
she's got a wonderful mind
and she always avoids being gruffy. :wink:
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Postby fluffy » Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:01 pm

OOOOhhhh...............i'm flatterred......... :oops:

have a huggle Jimenem.......... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby quirky » Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:03 pm

Jimenem wrote:There once was a woman named Fluffy
whose slippers are totally puffy
she is extremely kind
she's got a wonderful mind
and she always avoids being gruffy. :wink:


Dude! Kudos! I *so* couldn't come up with stuff to rhyme with "fluffy"!
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Postby quirky » Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:28 pm

Well fluffy's our sweet Scottish one.
She makes the board spiffy and fun.
She posts here with glee,
Enraptured are we.
We hope that she'll never be done.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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Postby Jimenem » Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:30 pm

see! you wrote an outstanding poem about Fluffy! It's not impossible. thanks for the compliments guys. Huggle back to everyone! :D
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Postby Jimenem » Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:33 pm

There once was a fair maiden named Quirky
Who lately has been less than perky
She's doing much better
She needs Jim to pet her
So she can fall asleep without eating turkey.
:D
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Postby quirky » Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:35 pm

Well Jimenem's quite the smart lad,
Writing poems and none of them bad.
We like him around,
Good vibes they abound!
There could be a new Jimenem fad!
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Postby Jimenem » Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:37 pm

Lol, I'm flattered! :lol: What do you say to something like that?? Thank you. You just made my day! :D
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Postby quirky » Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:56 pm

Jimenem wrote:There once was a fair maiden named Quirky
Who lately has been less than perky
She's doing much better
She needs Jim to pet her
So she can fall asleep without eating turkey.
:D


"pet"? Erm..... :oops:
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