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Postby fluffy » Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:32 pm

This appeared in my in-box.....and i couldn't help but laugh........just change the word pet for 'man'..........you get chews that will make him everything you've ever dreamed of..........lol.........
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where can i get some..........??.............lol............

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Postby carreyd away » Fri Sep 30, 2005 9:06 am

fluffy wrote:Not only will they live longer, your dog or cat will experience:
•Improved Energy Levels
•Balanced Weight Control & Improved Flexibility
•A Softer, Shinier Coat
•An Improved Attitude and Disposition


Dang! I want some of those! My coat is dull, I'm inflexible, my energy low and my disposition sux!

If only we could change our attitude with a molasses coated biscuit... I think I'll go make some gingerbread and see what happens... :lol:
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Postby Countess Olafina squalor » Sat Oct 01, 2005 5:53 am

Hey! remember those budwiser ads with the frogs in them?
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Postby Dannyk » Sat Oct 01, 2005 12:18 pm

Lol you canny beat the Iron Bru adverts :D ...classics 8)
"Kick his ass seabass"
"Hey creeeep"
"Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage."
"No! It wasn't me! It was the One Armed Man!"
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Postby fluffy » Sat Oct 01, 2005 2:18 pm

Aye...........made in Scotlland fae Girders!!!.......... :wink:

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Postby Dannyk » Sat Oct 01, 2005 5:04 pm

ayep :P :P :P
"Kick his ass seabass"
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Postby carreyd away » Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:04 pm

There is a really cute commercial on US tv for a pet store in which a little weenie dog is so attached to his toy the owner had to steal it from him in his sleep so she can toss it and buy him a new one.

It's commercial #1

http://www.prnewswire.com/mnr/petsmart/22602/
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Postby fluffy » Sat Oct 01, 2005 10:14 pm

Awe..................that is SOOOOOOO cute............lol...........i saw a teeny weeny baby daschund last week and i must have gone round the 'roundabout' 3 times so we could get a better look..........it was so little and cute..............i could have gobbled it all up it was so sweet....lol

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Postby carreyd away » Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:13 am

My sister has 2 of them and I must say they have made me change my mind about little dogs. They are the funniest creatures on earth! I find weenie photos all the time and send them to my sister, here's the latest one I found:

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There is a race track in Southern California that has weiner dog races and this was one of the contestants...
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