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Postby quirky » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:59 pm

You have to have two eyes, a nose, a mouth and two ears.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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Postby thecablegal » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:21 pm

Dang... I'm out then...
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Postby quirky » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:25 pm

thecablegal wrote:Dang... I'm out then...


You AND Van Gogh.
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Postby thecablegal » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:25 pm

Hehehe :lol: You make me laugh
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Postby quirky » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:29 pm

I'm glad. Tune in tomorrow............
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Postby Jimenem » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:43 pm

Does Michael Jackson count??? is the thing he uses to smell considered a nose??
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Postby thecablegal » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:48 pm

More like the socket for a 2 pin plug, Jimenem :lol: :lol:
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Postby Jimenem » Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:06 pm

Lol, If he had another surgery we could fit a three prong plug there! :lol:
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Postby thecablegal » Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:15 pm

That'd be good for us nutters over here in the UK! I need somewhere to plug in my microwave...

... Though I'm not sure I want MJ in my house!
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Postby Jimenem » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:58 pm

I know I wouldn't want him in my house. He would scare the crap out of my lil sis. Halloween is the only time when he can walk around in public and not offend anyone.
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Postby fluffy » Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:54 am

Writers Block

Writers block
the words are stuck.
I have so much
but most is muck. :wink:
It's much too hard
it's in my head.
It won't come out
i'm off to bed.....................lol :wink:

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Postby quirky » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:19 pm

I'm feeling a bit grumpy and sore.
The morning is never a bore.
I look at the cat.
Look down off the bat.
She's ralphed outside my closed door.
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Postby Jimenem » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:49 pm

Quirky's getting really upset
At that little fuzz ball of a pet
She would never do harm
It's against Quirky's charm
But that cat will soon feel some regret.


Don't hurt it too bad quirky. . . It's only a cat. :lol:
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Postby quirky » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:53 pm

Oh, I petted it for fifteen minutes this morning even after it ralphed. I'd never hurt an animal.
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Postby Jimenem » Sat Oct 08, 2005 6:11 pm

I know you wouldn't. I was just jokin'
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