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Postby comicpisces11 » Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:31 am

My great dane just let out the loudest fart ever! It scared her so she jumped up and ran into the livingroom! I'm laughing so hard right now, I thought I'd share the fun with you all! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby lammy » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:07 am

Hmmmm, how interesting- :lol:
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Postby cotton » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:14 am

LOL

Hey CP11 everytime I see your sig I can't help but think of Gildas song "Lets talk dirty to the animals" That song is hilarious
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Postby lammy » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:26 am

Isn't that the lady that talks to animals? She is awesome-I watched her a couple of times and she has a talent.
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Postby fluffy » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:28 am

my friend told me a really funny story tonight about her parents old dog.............well, one day the dog was constipated and was in the garden bearing down..........well her mum was horrified......it looked as though Honey's insides were coming out.........Lorna was sent indoors to shield her from the horror..............Her mum went out to see if she could help the poor dog.........she really thought she could see entreals coming out............Well.........since she was having a terrible time she put on her rubber gloves and felt for the guts to help them gently on their way.......Anything to help the poor dog........well.............it was then she realised it was actually a pair of tights Honey was passing.............a whole pair........lol..........so Marj delivered the tights .........in one complete piece............and Honey was very relieved................. :wink:

now that was some bowel movement...........lol..........

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Postby comicpisces11 » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:36 am

cotton wrote:LOL

Hey CP11 everytime I see your sig I can't help but think of Gildas song "Lets talk dirty to the animals" That song is hilarious


LOL. That Gilda was good stuff.
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Postby cotton » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:55 am

She was the best female comedian ever!
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Postby comicpisces11 » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:24 am

I'm taking over now, baby!
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Postby fluffy » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:25 am

OOOOOhhh..............lol..............can i write for you??..............lol.... [-o< [-o< [-o< [-o<

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Postby cotton » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:29 am

Cool! Then you can come out here to Boston and do some stand up shows
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Postby comicpisces11 » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:32 am

fluffy wrote:OOOOOhhh..............lol..............can i write for you??..............lol.... [-o< [-o< [-o< [-o<

fluffy :wink:



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Postby comicpisces11 » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:33 am

cotton wrote:Cool! Then you can come out here to Boston and do some stand up shows


I will do Boston soon, not sure when, but I'll let you know when I do. :wink:
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Postby fluffy » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:34 am

:shock: ..............lol..............oh ok................. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

did you use the chicken story??..........lol...........

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Postby cotton » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:39 am

I will do Boston soon, not sure when, but I'll let you know when I do.


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Postby quirky » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:54 pm

comicpisces11 wrote:
fluffy wrote:OOOOOhhh..............lol..............can i write for you??..............lol.... [-o< [-o< [-o< [-o<

fluffy :wink:



What are you talking about...you already do!


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