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The WORST movie you have ever seen......

Postby fluffy » Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:56 pm

Ok...........what is the worst movie you have ever endured?.........

NOT a Jim movie i hasten to add, since none of his films could possibly :wink: fall into such a category...........lol............

You could have hated it because it was so badly made...........or was it far too heavy?...........pretentious twaddle, or just plain weird?............

ok.........i'll start.................

Before Sunset...........OMG.........the only movie i have ever walked out of...........a truely appalling, cliched, boring, monotenous dirge of a movie........
Ethan Hawke looked like a half starved weasel, with all the seductive charm of the grim reaper and Julie Delphy looked frozen back in 1990..........
i enjoyed the first movie but this was a total let down.................

ok.....your turn folks...............

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Postby quirky » Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:57 pm

Ugh. Punch Drunk Love.
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Postby jimliker » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:32 pm

hideaway...... yuck!!! I never understood the movie.
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S Club Seven seeing double

Postby trishroberts » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:17 pm

S Club seven seeing double is the worst film I've had to endure...The kids wanted to see it..I didnt but you know, anything for the kids. It made The Spice girl Movie seem like a master piece. I fortunatly fell asleep during it but to to my horror woke up to find it hadnt finnished...it was the longest 90 mins ever !!!
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Postby fluffy » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:01 pm

lol...............Sings.*............'S- club, gonna show you how-ow-ow'.......

how could you??........it was a work of great um.........energy.. :roll: .........lol.

what about Spiceworld?...........lol.....

i don't think America had to endure S club.............lol.....
(god i wish Rachael Stevens would take the money and run.........lol)

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Postby kasper » Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:03 pm

Fast times at ridgemont high and copper mountian.

I still haven't seen too many worth-talking-about sucky kind of movies.
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Postby comicpisces11 » Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:36 pm

Cremaster 1-5. Oh my goodness. Everyone here was talking about how amazing this "Cremaster" artsy film was. I was told it would be 3 hours long but it was so amazing, it would go by quickly. That was the weirdest piece of crap I have ever seen! I'm all for art...but that was...crap. I actually regreted waisting those hours of my life.

The other was Dr. T and the Women with Richard Geer. It made no sense at all.
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Postby fluffy » Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:40 pm

oh geez............i forgot Eraserhead...........OMG that was terrible......lol.....................and ANYTHING by Peter Greenaway.........he's just sick!!!.......really nasty stuff disguised as art,....yeah right :x

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Postby KC8t80 » Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:26 pm

The Medallion...i thought i couldn't be disappointed about a Jackie Chan film but BOY WAS I WRONG.

Kill Bill Vol.1.....OMG i can't believe i watched that movie. sooo much body counts and gallons of blood all over the place.

Flightplan....i am saving u guys the trouble of going to see this film in theaters. that was sooooo frickin boring.


Heres an idea...if anyone sees a new movie that just came in theaters and think it sucks....they should post it to warn us.

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Postby Realdini » Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:29 pm

I think the part 2 of kill bill is bettet :P
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Postby Rubberface » Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:26 pm

Freddy got fingered (by Tom Green)................. just plain shit! Never saw anything that bad before. Seriously, I think Tom Green is funny but NOT in this movie!

And there's also Master of disguise..... bad bad bad. Really!
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Postby justfacts » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:43 pm

Boxing Helena
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Postby carreyd away » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:44 am

I'm laughing while reading this because I didn't mind most of these movies... I guess I wouldn't be a good movie partner!
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Postby thecablegal » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:46 am

Batman Forever.

REGARDLESS of the fact Jim is in it, it's is totally CRAP!
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Postby quirky » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:26 pm

carreyd away wrote:I'm laughing while reading this because I didn't mind most of these movies... I guess I wouldn't be a good movie partner!


You liked "Punch Drunk Love"?????
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