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Postby JT Carrey » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:50 pm

omg I hated Punch Drunk Love too

another horrible movie, Finding Neverland, I just couldn't stand it (sorry Claar)
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Postby Dannyk » Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:03 pm

LOL i have to correct u guys Batman Forever IS great and Kill bill vol1 IS amazing 8) :P
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Postby Jimenem » Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:55 pm

I HATED Napolean Dynomite. I couldn't stand it!!!!!!! It's sooo Pointless.
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Postby comicpisces11 » Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:22 pm

Jimenem wrote:I HATED Napolean Dynomite. I couldn't stand it!!!!!!! It's sooo Pointless.


LOL. I think you might just be too young to understand the significance of Napolean Dynomite. It was meant for those of us who grew up in the 70's and 80's. Did I just age myself? :wink:
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Postby justfacts » Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:37 am

carreyd away wrote:I'm laughing while reading this because I didn't mind most of these movies... I guess I wouldn't be a good movie partner!


You probably never saw boxing Helena.. you would have minded it

Napoleon Dynamite reminds me of my cousin.. he acts just like that ..I liked it
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Postby carreyd away » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:00 am

quirky wrote:
carreyd away wrote:I'm laughing while reading this because I didn't mind most of these movies... I guess I wouldn't be a good movie partner!


You liked "Punch Drunk Love"?????


I must admit, I did. I'm not an Adam Sandler fan, but I thought this movie was so bizarre, it just worked for me. I also saw the director's cut with the deleted scenes, so if you saw the version with the sisters constantly calling him and nagging his brain's out and emasculinating him you'd understand his outburst...

Napoleon Dynamite was so great! Tina! Eat your ham!! I loved that movie! Maybe 'cause I'm old too. Plus there is nothing funnier to me than bad dancing...

Loved Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Spicoli is god!

Kill Bill 1 & 2 were both an homage to Shaw Bros kung fu films and spaghetti westerns from the 70's. If you knew these movies you'd get all the references... I loved them too. The gore was so cartoonish, like the manga cartoons. But then I watch surgery shows on TV so obviously blood doesn't get to me.

Peter Greenaway is pretencious eye candy, but I did enjoy Ewan McGregor's **ahem** "talent" in the Pillow Book. I get what you mean about Eraserhead...

I love movies in general. Plus I shared a building with a video rental store so I'm ammune to bad movies now. The become background noise to me. I don't take it personally if people don't like the same movies as me, nor can I berate people for liking movies I don't 'cause as I said I have weird taste in films. :lol: Believe me, there are some real crap movies out there and I've sat through a lot of them.. sheesh!

But Boxing Helena was crap!
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Postby fantastic_voyage » Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:34 pm

Any Adam Sandler movie is crap (only exception to the rule is The Wedding Singer.. and even then it's a bit stupid).

I hated Donnie Darko.

And don't believe the hype: Pammy Anderson and Tommy Lee's home video was BOR-RING!!! hahahaha Yeah, I've seen it... it wasn't even sexy. :P
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Postby Janel » Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:58 pm

I thought 'The Storm' was completely boring.

I watched 'Blade Runner' (I think that is the right title--Wesley Snipes) the other day with my son---we both laughed MANY times like it was a comedy---the faces of the mutant vampire things opening up was just SO STUPID!!

'Lost in Translation'---BORING except for the part where the call girl that was sent up to his room kept saying "Lip my stocking---LIP my stocking---lip, lip my stocking....and he finally goes , Oh, you make your r's into l's, yes, RIP your stocking....ummmm, no thanks....) THAT part was hilarious.....
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Postby Janel » Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:59 pm

Fantastic---did you see '50 First Dates' with Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore? I thought he was actually charming and lovable in that movie.
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Postby fluffy » Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:56 pm

it's not Blade Runner......just Blade...............Blade Runner is possibly THE BEST ever sci-fi movie ever made.........a Ridley Scott movie with Harrison Ford and Reutger Hauer........an awesome movie.......absolutely beautiful..............

and i confess i hated the 50 first dates...........sorreeeee..........lol.........

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Postby Janel » Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:10 pm

fluffy wrote:it's not Blade Runner......just Blade...............Blade Runner is possibly THE BEST ever sci-fi movie ever made.........a Ridley Scott movie with Harrison Ford and Reutger Hauer........an awesome movie.......absolutely beautiful..............

and i confess i hated the 50 first dates...........sorreeeee..........lol.........

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oops...thanks for the correction. When I mess up names and titles around my kids they laugh at me!!! :lol:
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Postby quirky » Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:45 pm

And don't believe the hype: Pammy Anderson and Tommy Lee's home video was BOR-RING!!!


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Postby Jimenem » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:02 am

A Midsummer's Night Dream and Much Ado About Nothing were both decent movies. However, Romeo Must Die! was incedibly stupid.
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Postby kasper » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:15 am

fantastic_voyage wrote:I hated Donnie Darko.



Seriously? *gasp* I loved that movie... I thought it was amazing. I need to buy that, actually... :|
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Postby fantastic_voyage » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:39 am

Janel wrote:Fantastic---did you see '50 First Dates' with Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore? I thought he was actually charming and lovable in that movie.


Yep, still didn't like it.

Just thought of something far worse than any Sandler movie though...

"Dude Where's My Car?"

Seriously, what a waste of celluloid that was!
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