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Postby Undomiel » Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:18 pm

quirky wrote:The chicken did not have a flu-like taste.

What does flu taste like ? :P
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Postby quirky » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:39 pm

Kind of a special mix of dill pickles and the stuff in the vacuum cleaner bag.
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Postby Jimenem » Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:36 pm

I've smelled that stuff, It makes me sneeze! Oooh! :shock: I get it! :lol:
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Postby quirky » Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:33 pm

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Postby Janel » Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:38 pm

Weird strains of viruses and things that doctors don't know how to treat (remember the flesh-eating virus that hit a few years ago?) are the things that kinda spook me. Ghosts and spirits and creepy doesn't really scare me--it is the freak virus that could kill someone I love while we all scramble trying to find out what is killing them---THAT is creepy!!
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Postby quirky » Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:46 pm

And the drug companies are not as likely to want to FIND the treatment or new antibiotic because they are short term drugs.
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Postby Janel » Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:10 pm

*hugs herself and shivers*

see? creepy.....
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Postby carreyd away » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:14 am

You want creepy? here it is...

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Just tell the chicken what you want him to do and he'll do it...
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Postby Janel » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:53 am

THAT is a very bored and strange, strange person!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock:
Holy cow.......SUPER hilarious!!!!! WHERE do you find these things carreyd away??????
PLEASE tell me that isn't you!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
When I told him to take off the costume he came up to the camera and showed all the buckles and things he has to undo---then backed up and shrugged.... :roll:
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Postby kasper » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:57 am

hahaha, I was looking for that to post here. I had a friend who showed me that site awhile ago...

Its like previously recorded... there is some stuff that he won't do. Like flipping you off.
*whistles* :lol:
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Postby Jimenem » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:13 am

That is extremely creepy. . . Wow.
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Postby Jimenem » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:14 am

What did you tell him to do?

I told him to do push ups and he did.
I told him to roll on the floor and he did!
I told him to spin around in circles and he DID!!

Buurrrrrrr. I didn't like it!
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Postby kasper » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:18 am

lol. I can't say it didn't freak me out :|
I remember one time I told him to do something and he started beating up everything with a pillow... and all I can say is I did NOT tell him to do that. I was cracking up.
Someone needs to take anger managment classes...
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Postby Janel » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:22 am

I told him to:
jump on the couch
roll on the floor
go nite nite (he laid down on the floor and pretended to suck his thumb)
high kick
take off his costume
and then said, "Thanks subservient chicken....good night", and he bowed and waved....

I swear it is live......
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Postby fluffy » Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:37 am

OMG...................that's freaky.......................it's creepy .......AAArgh!!!...............yuk!!!!

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