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Postby kasper » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:24 am

LOL. I loved the last part... very appropriate! :wink:
What makes you weak is what makes me stronger.
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Postby Jimenem » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:19 am

Lol, I try 8) :lol:
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Postby mav » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:51 am

I feel empty, so does my house -- I am moved
I beg for warmth, the water heater -- is out of order
The passion is gone, so's my back -- lifting baggages
Desires are lost, so's my credit card -- this isn't happening!
I'm living on hope, and baby spinach leaves -- till mom arrives
Then it will be hopeless, but I can eat till I die.
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Postby kasper » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:58 am

I'd like to die skinny.
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Postby mav » Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:53 am

...lol...that came out a little morbid I guess...and it wasn't even a jimerick huh. So here's one...

Jimericks is a free and fun place to be
If you are not an obsessed fan you see
But I may just be getting there
If more and more of him I stare
A beauty, only if I can be hypnosis-free
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Postby fluffy » Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:42 pm

Riddle me this and riddle me that....
There once did live a big old cat
who ate the mice and killed the bat
She ate the bat that big old cat....
and now she's fat!!


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Postby Jimenem » Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:05 pm

Unfortunatly for the cat
it was no ordinary bat
it was really a vampire
a hitman for hire
to be eaten was all just an act.
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Postby quirky » Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:14 pm

I'm fresh out of mojo, but you guys are doing great!
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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Postby lammy » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:10 am

I have a crush on a hot shot
people might say he is top knotch
how can this be
can someone explain this to me-

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Postby lammy » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:13 am

Jim is funny
he can dress as a bunny
and think he is cool
bouncing around like a fool-

:lol: :D
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Postby Jimenem » Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:02 pm

Your rhyming is definately improving Lammy! Keep it up! :D
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Postby lammy » Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:13 pm

:lol:

Thanx..it means so much
I know I am in touch
with my feelings
when I write some lyrics- :lol:
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Postby quirky » Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:08 am

Hey. This got to page two! Someone write one!

The muse is not upon me.
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Postby fluffy » Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:18 am

Feeling naughty,
feeling fun,
feeling silly,
feeling young,
feeling happy,
feeling wild,
feeling like my inner child.............. :wink:

howzatt???

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Postby thecablegal » Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:18 am

Oh, I like it...
Muse - 10, 11, 14, 22 & 23 November 2006
Muse - Wembley Stadium - 16 & 17 June 2007
Muse - Royal Albert Hall - 12 April 2008
Muse - 10 November 2009 & 13 November 2009
Muse - 11 September 2010
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