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Postby wonderbunny » Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:16 am

Query: Please feel free to list things that keep you laughing.

1. Why do they have braile at drive up ATM machines? I don't mean to offend the visually impaired, but I hope they are not driving.
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Postby Eskarpin » Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:33 pm

I love the humorists Les luthiers, they do intelligent humor at the same time that do music with instruments that manufacture they same. They do that I cry of the laughter :D
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Postby quirky » Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:14 pm

The pic of Jim at the bottom now.

I wonder if he's acting out the fact that instructions for an iron will include, "Do not iron clothes while wearing them."

Kind of like: "Do not put cell phone in microwave."
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Postby justfacts » Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:53 pm

Friday at school my students were taking a test on a story we read bout Mars. One of the questions asked why scientest heated the soil...one student answered ..."the scientist wanted to see if the oxygen had orgasms"
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Postby fluffy » Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:55 pm

lol................sounds like a good day at the chalkface..........did you read my story about the kid who had religious conversion???..........lol

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Postby justfacts » Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:02 pm

Yes, I remember that one...kids crack me up.. it made my day
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Postby kasper » Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:54 pm

Embarrassing myself makes me laugh. People make me laugh in general because we are all so ... weird :|

And this makes me crack up - http://www.angryalien.com/0204/exorcistbunnies.html

Maybe my sense of humor is messed up.
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Postby fluffy » Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:33 pm

lol...........yeah i love that bunny...............lol.............

have you lot heard of 'Happy Little Tree Friends' over the pond.........
these cute little cartoon characters end up being killed in really grisly ways..............and it's hysterical..........lol.......

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Postby kasper » Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:49 pm

Wow. It looks tramatizing :| lol. I've only seem merchandise of theres, never knew who they were though.
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Postby wonderbunny » Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:09 pm

I was with my daughter (when she was 4) on a dragon train at a small amusement park in my town. I was wearing a fuzzy red sweatshirt. I small boy in the front car turned and kept staring at me. I smiled and said hello. He furrowed his brow and said you look like a telletubby. For a moment I reflected.... How do I respond to that? Time for me to go on a diet I mused. Kids say the darndest thing!
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Postby KC8t80 » Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:46 am

fluffy wrote:have you lot heard of 'Happy Little Tree Friends' over the pond.........
these cute little cartoon characters end up being killed in really grisly ways..............and it's hysterical..........lol.....


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lol.....i love those cartoons...even though they are pretty twisted.

what normally cracks me up is when a customer at my job thinks i am related to my boss. :lol:
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Postby lammy » Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:59 am

When a man makes skid marks....not on the road-in their underwear... :lol:

I told a customer that I ate their food- :lol:
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Postby nina » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:17 am

have you lot heard of 'Happy Little Tree Friends' over the pond.........

hey, I have a t-shirt of them, I got it on my birthday from my mother, I think they are cute, at least they are cute on the t-shirt I have :P on the t-shirt two of them casts a bomb to each other :)

what makes me laugh? .....thats a good question, I laugh alot of the british tv series "extras" though :D ..................
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Postby thecablegal » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:15 pm

My cat just jumped onto my bed, which is currently covered in junk, and she slipped off. Her face was hilarious!
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