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Website · by **cotton** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 7:58 am

*Runs off to call the winkie abuse hotline*

by **quirky** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:33 pm

They came out without the wink?

Did you keep a close eye on the oven....? Maybe someone switched them on you!

by **Jimenem** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:42 pm

Who could that have been :-s

Website · by **cotton** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 7:10 pm

I went to Mav'S Diner today and snuck into the kitchen to investigate. It smelt like something died in there. The smell was coming from the barrel so I looked in there and found 12 Winkies without their winks burnt to a crisp and wrapped in foil. They were sprinkled with cinnamon and sugar and one had a big bite in it. I think Mav was going to try to pass these off as cookies. Such a shame! :cry:

I wrapped the Winkies back up in the foil and put them in my pocketbook for evidence. I then noticed there was a few crumbs on the counter and when I took a closer look I realised Mav has been garnishing some of the Winkies with dots! :shock:

I put the dots in the foil with the Winkies. I was going to check the oven but I heard foot steps coming so I made a quick get away.

I'LL GET YOU YET MAV!!!!!

by **Jimenem** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 7:47 pm

Don't look at me . . . I just sell winkie clones. What people do with them is none of my business. I'm not liable! If their not clones, then she got them from Quirky!

Website · by **cotton** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:13 pm

ARREST THAT BOY ABOVE!!!!

Cloning Winkies and the selling them is ILLEGAL vendor's license or no vendor's license!

I know exactly where to find him too. Outside his Ca mansion by the pool drinking Winkie shakes!!!!

by **quirky** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:42 pm

Lighten up on jimenem...he just TRIED to clone the winkies...the first one came out half winkie/half sheep (he sold it to Cirque du Soleil) and after that he made a bunch of blow-up winkies.

by **Jimenem** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:18 pm

Oh man! My cover is blown. I was still trying to pass them off as winkie clones, oh well there goes my sales. Unless. . .Anyone want a winkie plush toy???? :wink:

by **Conor** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:29 am

wow do realize how weird this topic looks when you only read the 5th page.

by **Jimenem** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:44 am

Ha Ha Ha i could imagine.

Do you want a winkie connor? :wink:

I could give you a good deal! 4 for 3 sickles, It's a bargain!

by **quirky** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:57 pm

Re: Jiminem's "winkies" - just change your marketing scheme and sell them as flotation devices.

by **Jimenem** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:00 pm

I guess your right. Anyone want a lifesaver?? (in the shape of a winkie)

Website · by **cotton** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:53 pm

I have noticed that since I investagated Mavs Diner she has gone into hiding. I bet Quirky knows where she is tho. Come on Quirky spill the beans!

by **Jimenem** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:25 am

OOoh! Cotton are you using a desk lamp while you interrogate?? It adds to the effect, you should consider it! :lol:

Quirky, make sure you wera sunglasses

Website · by **cotton** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:15 am

Yup my 5030 Eternity desk lamp by Adesso Lighting

And my Spy Gear Gadget pack

Cause you never know when you will need to write invisible messages or when you will need a pen that has a flashlight on it. :wink:

Oh and my cool necklace magnifying glass

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