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by **quirky** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:19 am

That was good fluffy!

by **Jimenem** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:43 pm

I look at the sky and I wonder why
Why do the birds fly so high?
As I look at the sky people say hi
by beeping their horn as I go by.
As I look at the sky CRASH! dang, I hit a guy.

:roll:

by **quirky** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:09 pm

There once was a cat that was grey
It barfed someplace every day
I gave it a pill
It was tricky, but still
It keeps all the ralphing at bay.

by **Jimenem** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:47 pm

There once was a fellow named Jim
Who could literally bend every limb
He's so elastic
Jim Carrey's fantastic
He keeps me from feeling so grimm.

by **Clemmy** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:53 pm

That's a good one Jimenem!

by **Clemmy** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:07 pm

... ok I'll try one....

I once was told
that polite girls were in vogue
But I've just found out
that the good blokes
prefer girls who are bold

Oh man that sucks! I mean, my limericks... :lol:

by **fluffy** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:15 pm

lol............

you can be bold but classy.....
stylish, not brassy
and the men all love
a funny lassie......... :wink:

fluffy

by **chumpette** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:37 pm

birdie, birdie in the sky
why did ya dookie in my eye
i didn´t shout i didn´t cry
i just thanked god that cows don´t fly

is that a limerick??

greeets from germany

by **Clemmy** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 2:13 am

... that's funny .... :lol:

Welcome to JCO, Chumpette!

by **Jimenem** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:14 pm

Welcome to JCO, that was a good poem. This isn't only limericks, you can post any kind of poem. :wink:

by **kasper** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:14 am

Lost in the space of a useless thought,
Sitting in the same chair where I rot...
Blinded by your fictional words
I never loved you that way
Thats really all I have to say

Are these supposed to be funny? If so, maybe you can pretend that was funny and laugh anyway

by **KC8t80** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:53 am

looking up high in the sky
what is that flying by
is it bird, is it fly
it is my underwear going by

:lol:

by **quirky** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:26 pm

Where oh where has my little mav gone?
I come to the site, and she's never on.
Her mom is in town, so she's busy right now.
Or perhaps she was crushed by a hangliding cow.

by **kasper** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:48 pm

Mary had a little lamb
It was so ugly and fat
It resembled a baked ham
And maybe even a large dead rat
And everywhere that Mary went,
This lamb was sure to go
Until one day Mary retired
From being a lamb-carrying hoe...

:shock:

by **KC8t80** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:01 pm

that was hilarious kasper. :lol:

Little miss muffet sat on a tucket eating her curds and way
when along came a spider and sat down beside her and scared miss muffet away
miss muffet went home to grab her gun
to return and blow that spider away.

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