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Postby kasper » Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:11 am

Awww, yea, thats pretty bad...
AWWW... shes wearing flip flops :( I feel sorry for her!!! Girls always want good weddings... is that even a real picture? Lol. Well, maybe I'd rather it not be.
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Postby Jimenem » Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:47 pm

I feel sorry for her too. . . But they redeemed themslves! They had TWinkies at the reception! Priceless LOL
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Postby KC8t80 » Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:28 pm

a wedding reception is not complete without some Hostess cakes.
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Postby Jimenem » Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:47 pm

You might be a redneck if your final words will be "Hey Yall Watchiss"
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Postby Eskarpin » Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:56 pm

You Might Be a redneck if. . . If when you go walking go doing furrows on the ground because you did not cut the nails of the feet. :lol:
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Postby kasper » Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:23 pm

If when a sign says "Say no to crack!" reminds you to pull up your pants.

OMG that reminds me of this plumber man that came to fix our sink once upon a time. It was EXACTLY how you picture it... he all bent under the sink thing and his crack hanging out like five inches. *gags*
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Postby quirky » Thu Dec 01, 2005 6:24 pm

If he shows up again...have a quarter ready for the slot.

I'll never forget a moment in the ER. The nurse had a particularly inebriated patient. And I was helping her keep him kind of settled down...he was on all fours on the bed and was exposing WAY too much bum crack. She (she was VERY funny) turned to me and said, "Got a quarter?"
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Postby kasper » Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:00 pm

HAHA :lol:
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Postby carreyd away » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:58 am

If you have more tattoos than teeth...
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Postby Jimenem » Fri Dec 02, 2005 8:49 pm

If you've ever financed a tatoo.

If the largest amount of money you owe is to the taxidermist.
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Postby justfacts » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:59 pm

You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
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Postby Jimenem » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:22 pm

Those were awesome! :lol:
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Postby justfacts » Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:00 am

some more... I work with a woman who forwards these things to everyone
You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
* Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
* Your junior prom offered day care.
* You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
* You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
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Postby KC8t80 » Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:51 am

when ur version of a limosine is a trackter pulling people in hay wagons.
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