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Postby Eskarpin » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:37 pm

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MY LEADER (Mojinos escozios)

My leader does not leave me to breathe, My leader does not leave me neither to drink coffee, My leader is aVikingo, is a calfskin, is a rascal, therefore we sing him this song
we WANT BREAD, we WANT WINE, we WANT ALCHIEF HANGING OF A PINE
My leader does not leave me neither to smoke, My alone leader wants to see me to work,
My leader is a Vikingo, is a calfskin, is a rascal, therefore we sing him this song
we WANT BREAD, we WANTWINE, we WANT AL CHIEF HANGING OF A PINE
My alone leader knows me to shout, my leader says that he says
good-bye me my leader does not he leave me to telephone, My leader is a Vikingo, is a calfskin, is a rascal,
therefore we sing him this song
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Postby quirky » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:42 pm

...too early in the morning.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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Postby carreyd away » Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:18 am

Click this link if you dare

http://web.bitnet.net/rabies/apache.mpeg

Make sure your mouth is beverage free so you won't choke with laughter! It's not supposed to be funny, but it brings me to tears every time 'cause it's so bad!
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Postby Clemmy » Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:48 am

lol... where in the world have you found this pearl...?
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Postby Eskarpin » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:08 pm

Jajaja, the principle of that song danced it Will Smith moving the hip. :lol:

Another song:


MY BOYFRIEND IS A ZOMBIE (Alaska)

Its teeth are not white, only has three, its skin is transparent and green at the same time its yellow eyes
cause they drive crazy me, has something that boy and I do not know that is,

We are inseparable and I see very probable to carry him al altar.

Always you saw of white and sits down him very well never carries shoes he will know reason

We are inseparable already knows my parents he is happy and I am happy.

My boyfriend is a zombi is a living dead that returned from the other world to be with me my life already
makes sense I recovered the intact but rotten love lost.

Its yellow eyes cause they drive crazy has me something that boy and I do not know that is.

At times I think that cannot be but I know that nobody will separate me of him, he is dead, although he deny
it, he is a zombi but wants me.

We are inseparable already knows my parents he is happy and I am happy.

My boyfriend is a zombi is a living dead that returned from the other world to be with me my life already
makes sense I recovered the intact but rotten love lost.
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Postby Eskarpin » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:32 pm

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Postby carreyd away » Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:55 am

That was funny! The chief looks like Tito Llarivo but I know it's not him...

Clemmy wrote:lol... where in the world have you found this pearl...?


My friend and I have a long running competition on painful music videos. He trumped me with that one. (Apache) I don't know what's funnier, Tommy Seeberg and his sassy fringe or the Solid Gold squaw dancers...
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Postby cotton » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:15 pm

Parody of The Christmas Song

The names of Chipmunks were changed to Melvin and Thagadore(I have no clue why)

Chipmunks Roasting On an Open Fire


Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
(“Oh! That tickles!”)
Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose
(“Ow! Wrong end, ya cowboy!”)

Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight

And now when Santa sees his tray
(“Ho ho ho ho ho ho”)
There’ll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh
(“Mmmm…Hey, look at that!”)
And every hungry child is gonna spy
To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry

And so I’m brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too
Let’s hope they get served many times many ways
Tasty Chipmunks, good food

“On that… Mr. Cole?”
“Yes, sir. Mr. Seville?”
“Would you mind handing me the barbeque sauce? I am starved!”
”Oh! No problem Dave. Hey listen, you best be havin’ two of those drumsticks, ‘cause they’re oh-so tiny and there ain’t much meat upon ‘em”
“What about animal rights, Dave?”
“Put a sock in it Melvin”
“You know, for years people said you over-rated hamsters were my meal ticket. Now I guess you could just say you’re my meal!”
“That’s a good one, Dave…I always knew you was the funny one in the group!”
“Damn straight!”

And so I'm offering some recipes
From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew
I’m not really sad that it ended this way
Furry chipmunks screw you

“Did you hear that Melvin? Melvin? Melvin? Mellllviiiiin?"
“Why, I’m sorry Dave, did you want Melvin? There’s plenty of Thagadore left though…”
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Postby KC8t80 » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:22 pm

anything that Wierd Al has put out is funny.
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