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Postby quirky » Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:59 am

You are way NAUGHTIER than I am, fluffs.

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Postby Laura Laing » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:24 am

Fluffy's Jimerick's a little risky,
Some might think her rather frisky,
But don't be hard give her a chance,
Cause there's a mighty long line up to get in Jim's pants!! :lol: :lol:
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Postby quirky » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:43 am

Laura Laing wrote:Fluffy's Jimerick's a little risky,
Some might think her rather frisky,
But don't be hard give her a chance,
Cause there's a mighty long line up to get in Jim's pants!! :lol: :lol:


Bravo! Bravo!
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Postby fluffy » Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:55 am

lol............i can dream though............lol........

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Postby chumpette » Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:32 pm

If thereĀ“s a chance to meet Jim "live"
IĀ“d ask for to become his wife
IĀ“d do his laundry, cook for him
say every day "I love you Jim!"
And if heĀ“s still not convinced yet
my love-potion is doing that.

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Postby fluffy » Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:39 pm

You are way NAUGHTIER than I am, fluffs.


Who, little me??...........lol........

but i still find it amusing that Americans think the Brits are very prim and prudish...........
Believe me.....the British are far saucier than you think.........lol.....i'm sure Trish and Jenna will back me up on that one...... :wink:

In fact we are altogether cheekier and more naughty in our jokes than you...... :wink:
PLus our censors ain't so bad.........

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Postby trishroberts » Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:55 pm

Im with you Fluff 100%, its the quite ones you have to keep you eye on !
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Postby fluffy » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:01 pm

lol....absolutely................lol....but it doesn't mean we are tacky and brash either..........you can still be classy but cheeky/naughty.......lol

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Postby quirky » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:01 pm

I know about the English. I was in London for 2 1/2 years.
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Postby fluffy » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:02 pm

lol..........ahhhh...........but do you know about the Scottish??........lol :wink:

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Postby quirky » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:12 pm

Well....I think so.
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Postby quirky » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:27 pm

Time for more poetry:

The cat that I'm here with ain't mine.
But she sits in my lap and it's fine.
The tinsel is out
And I'll give a shout
When her copious turds start to shine.
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Postby quirky » Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:00 am

Half moon..
I gaze and my cells hum.
You will soon be full and I
will feel you break the night.

Your duty's to the tide
But you pull my soul.
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Postby fluffy » Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:06 am

:cry:.................geez, that's really rather pretty............

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Postby Laura Laing » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:31 am

I feel like a clam without a shell,
said Pollock down into the wishing well.

Did he mean soft and warm?
a voice replied,
rippling off the water deep down inside.

Warm like a dream, hope or a wish?
A soul fleeting moment,
a gentle warm kiss?

...WISH...
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