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Postby quirky » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:43 pm

My car's having a little trouble now, too. It always bothers me so much, worrying about a problem ...
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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Postby Laura Laing » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:23 pm

well don't you worry,
and don't you fear,
cause Santa Claus will soon be here.
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Postby Laura Laing » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:32 am

quirky wrote:My car's having a little trouble now, too. It always bothers me so much, worrying about a problem ...


Always bothered to worry,
Always chose to care.
Always had a lot to give,
Always alot to share.
Always saw the problems,
Always knew what to do.
Always honest and Always true,
Always sounds a lot like you.


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Postby quirky » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:46 am

I'm crying.

At least I know that family is coming in the next two days.


This Christmas just got messed up.......

My cousin's GF mom and father are coming.

They are divorced.

He sister from Belgium is coming...

And I kind of think she wants to try Christmas here.

In which case, I know why I';m here.
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Postby Laura Laing » Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:00 am

Yup...looks like it to me too.

Do you ever suffer from wing cramps?
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Postby quirky » Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:46 am

You're right Laura. I always think of others before myself.
But I guess I found this site for a reason.[/img]
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Postby Laura Laing » Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:06 am

quirky wrote:You're right Laura. I always think of others before myself.
But I guess I found this site for a reason.[/img]


I resemble that remark.
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Postby quirky » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:07 am

There is a lovely lass.
Who gave dear Jim a pass.
She comes here to speak to fans
And wonders about her plans.
For it turned out, you see
She's been happy as a bee
When she compares her life to me.*





*It's official, I'm old I think I might go to bed now.
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Postby Laura Laing » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:34 am

quirky wrote:There is a lovely lass.
Who gave dear Jim a pass.
She comes here to speak to fans
And wonders about her plans.
For it turned out, you see
She's been happy as a bee
When she compares her life to me.*





*It's official, I'm old I think I might go to bed now.


You are not truely old until gravity has taken over your skin. I have proof.
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Postby fluffy » Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:34 pm

nope.....you are not truely old until you've lost the joy of living........you can be 101 and still love life..........you're only as old as your soul and heart tells say you are.............

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Postby Jimenem » Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:50 pm

My hearts telling me that I need to lower my blood pressure. It says nothing of my age. . . how do you ask it?


Jk, I agree with fluffy, just because a person starts to age (which not one of you have yet! . . . not till your 80 do you start to age. :wink: ) Does not mean that they are getting old. As long as you can still love life and offer advice to those with less wisdom than you, then you will be as young as a spring chicken. Theres no such thing as age. . . only experience. :wink:
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Postby Eskarpin » Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:50 pm

Digging, to dig, to dig, to dig, to dig, to dig, to dig, to dig, to dig, to dig, to dig. ......... is that this is a very deep poetry :lol:
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Postby Jimenem » Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:55 pm

Lol, wow that was great.
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Postby quirky » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:11 pm

Outstanding!!!
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Postby Eskarpin » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:16 pm

I would like to be Superman to carry you flying.......but as him I am not, **** you and go walking. :twisted:
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