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Postby Jimenem » Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:53 pm

I'm interested in how you would say that in spanish. . . :lol:
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Postby Eskarpin » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:17 pm

jajajaja, I will prepare a class of insults to the Spaniard for you :wink:
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Postby Jimenem » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:36 pm

Exelente! Lol :lol:
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Postby fluffy » Sat Dec 24, 2005 2:23 am

Christmas pressies
Christmas joys
Christmas kisses
Christmas toys
Christmas puddings
Christmas feasts
but most of all
have love and peace.....

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Postby quirky » Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:43 am

....and a nice nap.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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Postby Laura Laing » Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:07 pm

Finished all the wrapping.
The shopping has been done.
Almost time to burrow in,
for some cozy family fun.

Watching all the faces.
Smiles from ear to ear.
Hoping the love around us,
lasts throughout the year.
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Postby quirky » Sat Dec 24, 2005 7:38 pm

I stood outside and peered at the stars,
With a hundred songs in my heart,
Wondering how what used to be,
This year, won't even start.

And hope swirls all around,
But I still feel so weak,
Wishes that used to live in me,
Won't kiss me on the cheek.

I'm in a hole I made myself,
I'm culpable, it's true.
And sleep creeps in like a real best friend,
Rest is easiest to do.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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Postby mav » Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:05 pm

Why would I smile at a place surreal
Why would I feel happiness unreal
It's because this place has a soul
It's because we share without hold
Once in a while we mock the pain
And laugh our hearts to pleasure again
No doubt the joys you bring true be
No wonder it feels like home to me


Merry Christmas EVeryone

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“Although the world is very full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it.” - Helen Keller
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Postby fluffy » Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:11 pm

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> BRAVO Mav...............

and a healthy happy Xmas to you too............

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Postby quirky » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:21 am

Tomorrow I run
to the scene of the crime.
Three hours in the car,
Gets me there right on time.

It's a long drive and boring
There's not much to see
But my doctor is adamant
He needs to see me.

So tomorrow, I rise early
Not sure what to say
When I get to his office
Except "Have a nice day."
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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Postby fluffy » Thu Dec 29, 2005 2:19 pm

i know what you should say to him!!!

'make sure my bloody prescription is right this time you old duffer!!'

or words to that effect..............lol

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Postby quirky » Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:12 am

I told him, "I'm concerned because I'm on all these antidepressants and I still do battle with depression," sometimes worse than other times.

He said, "You look good."

I said, "I shower and .... stuff."

Six hours in the car. :x

Now I'm having soup, a hot shower, and my BED!!
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Postby fluffy » Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:53 am

But you've gotta get support and counselling too...........you can't fight it on your own Jill the drugs won't work effectively without some psychological therapy.................are you getting some support??

it's only cause i care.......... :wink:

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Postby quirky » Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:29 pm

Not when I'm living three hours from it.

Like Vesuvius, I ought to blow any day now.
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Postby fluffy » Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:42 pm

awe geez..............can't they do any telephone counselling??.........or does your GP surgery have a community psychiatric nurse who can help??.............

y'know by now that i used to teach in an adolescent psychiatric unit, so i know a fair bit about the working of the NHS provision but it sounds so much harder in the US..............
geez i'm rooting for you Jill........... :wink: .........

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