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Postby quirky » Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:24 am

"Be the change you want to see" they said,
As I watched them flee
Into offices
"Don't bite the hand that feeds",
That hand's long gone
And it never had enough for everyone...
Let alone for me.
I wish to dive into a pile of comfort.
Live in a world of awe.
Be understood by the one who holds me.
Abide by my understanding of the law.

God knows my heart is soft,
Rendered so by trial...
But my soul remains aloft,
Rendered that way by your smile.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
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Postby Michele Hernandez » Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:02 am

I didn't have time to read all of these, but here it goes off the top:

There once was a boy named Jim Carrey
who had a gift to make others feel merry
he got really rich
and fell out of the ditch
and has since lived his life like Steve Perry
“If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!” ~ Jim Carrey
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Postby quirky » Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:50 am

Michele Hernandez wrote:I didn't have time to read all of these, but here it goes off the top:

There once was a boy named Jim Carrey
who had a gift to make others feel merry
he got really rich
and fell out of the ditch
and has since lived his life like Steve Perry


An actual Jimerick!!!! Bra-vo !!!
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Postby Michele Hernandez » Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:45 pm

quirky wrote:I stood outside and peered at the stars,
With a hundred songs in my heart,
Wondering how what used to be,
This year, won't even start.

And hope swirls all around,
But I still feel so weak,
Wishes that used to live in me,
Won't kiss me on the cheek.

I'm in a hole I made myself,
I'm culpable, it's true.
And sleep creeps in like a real best friend,
Rest is easiest to do.



You are all quite talented poets. Keep it up!
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Postby fluffy » Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:57 pm

Stupid is as stupid does,
beloved is, beloved was.
Loves that win and loves that choose,
the games we play, and those we lose.
A learning curve wrapped round our heart,
Yet in the end we all must part.

('happy happy happy'..........not........lol)

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Postby Michele Hernandez » Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:26 am

Beautifully done Fluffy.
I'll have my publisher call you.
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Postby fluffy » Tue Jan 03, 2006 11:42 am

lol...........thankyou for indulging me Michele.............lol.....

but a gal can dream i guess............lol....

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Postby quirky » Tue Jan 03, 2006 4:46 pm

fluffy wrote:lol...........thankyou for indulging me Michele.............lol.....

but a gal can dream i guess............lol....

fluffy :wink: :lol:


We have to dream. I'm good at dreaming, but rotten at making my dreams a reality.
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Postby fluffy » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:51 pm

i can make things move when i want to................lol........

(that's prunes for you!!) :wink: .......... :lol: :lol:

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Postby quirky » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:07 pm

If raisins are humiliated grapes, that must mean prunes are humiliated plums.
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Postby fluffy » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:26 pm

and Glaceed cherries are cherries which have been in the syrup for too long........lol.......

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Postby quirky » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:11 pm

fluffy wrote:and Glaceed cherries are cherries which have been in the syrup for too long........lol.......

:wink: fluffy :lol:


Is that a euphemism?
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Postby fluffy » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:20 pm

lol...........it can mean whatever you want it to mean..........lol........ :wink:

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Postby quirky » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:42 am

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Postby nina » Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:46 am

Stupid is as stupid does,
beloved is, beloved was.
Loves that win and loves that choose,
the games we play, and those we lose.
A learning curve wrapped round our heart,
Yet in the end we all must part.


That was beautiful fluffy! you are good :) =D>
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