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Postby fluffy » Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:09 am

:oops: .........shucks.........lol...........thankyou very much..........lol

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Postby Anna Chalova » Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:41 pm

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"I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever." JC
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Postby quirky » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:25 am

Oh, I have complete writer's block tonight. :x
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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Postby Laura Laing » Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:59 am

The phone rang again,
the fifth time to my dismay.
Whilst picking it up,
I started to pray,
But alas, on the other end,
I heard someone say,
Avoid a disruption and keep us at bay,
Send us some money and do it today!
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Postby nina » Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:34 pm

gee, that was GREAT Laura :D you are good =D>
"Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile,
and finds in your presence that life is worth while.
So when you are lonely, remember it's true
Somebody somewhere is thinking of you."
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Postby Laura Laing » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:35 pm

Thanks Nina
I only wish I was as good at making money appear out of thin air!!! :lol:
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Postby fluffy » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:48 pm

Tickles......
I'd love to tickle Jimmy Gene
all wild and big and sweet.
I'd tickle till his eyes popped out
and landed on his feet.
I'd tickle till his hair fell out
and landed in his lap.
I'd tickle till exhausted he
within in my arms did nap.

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Postby quirky » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:51 am

On this track the scenery kills,
The upheavals, the psychic hills,
The deep ponds of wonder, where image flies free.
You get to be you, I get to be me.

And there's Frost's fork, dead ahead of us now.
Which road, both look beaten, which path and please how
Do we know we picked wisely through strife
which has yet to occur deep first cut of the knife?

I stand here and, indecisive, asleep...
For if I can dream there's no cause to weep,
"Where are you now?" I want to yell...loud.
But I'll anchor my heart and blend in with the crowd.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
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Postby Jimenem » Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:28 pm

I think I used up my WHOLE Jimerick supply on the first few pages. . . I'm fresh out! and It's driving me nuts!!! :evil:
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Postby fluffy » Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:32 pm

it doesn't have to rhyme.......let it flow maan!!...........lol

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Postby Jimenem » Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:42 pm

Ok here goes.


I have the sniffles,
they clog up my nose,
they really annoying,
so I just can't sleep. :?


:lol: :lol:

i can do better, I just don't feel like it right now. . .I'll be back later. :wink: :lol:
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Postby fluffy » Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:45 pm

I have the sniffles,
they clog up my nose,
they really annoying,

so I don't feel verbose.

:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

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Postby Niobe » Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:16 am

Fuzzy TV,
where goes he?
Movie in mid flow,
where did they all go?

Plot was thickening, it was right up my street,
I couldn't have been any nearer the edge of my seat.
It was getting exciting, I was ready to shout,
but curses to my VCR, the tape's ran out!

:roll:
Everybody should believe in something.
I believe I'll have another coffee!
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Postby Jimenem » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:15 pm

Niobe, thats a really good one! Lol, been there done that! lol



Jim is on TV acting wild as normal,
He always finds a way to make the interview unformal,
the time he tried to sit in silence and have a conversation,
was funny as hell, tought me well to never change the station.
When Jim is on he lets you know by doing crazey things,
He's really fly, one heck of a guy, with all his christmas flings,
You never know when Jim is gonna break down and cry,
But I'm willing to bet, he's the only man yet, who can laugh at the tear in his eye.
He's down to earth and full of spirit so Jim just stay yourself.
You're a man of power and laughter and sorrow, To top it all off I say "Guelph!"
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Postby nina » Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:52 pm

that was great jimenem! :D well done :wink:
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Somebody somewhere is thinking of you."
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