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Postby quirky » Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:54 pm

"Stuck In The Middle With You"

(As recorded by Stealers Wheel)
J. EGAN
GERRY RAFFERTY

Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I'll fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am
Stuck in the middle with you

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control yeah, I'm all over the place
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am
Stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started off with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say
Please, please.

Try to make some sense of it all
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cruel to go to sleep on the floor
Yeah I don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am
Stuck in the middle with you.

And you started off with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say
Please, please.

Yeah I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I'll fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am
Stuck in the middle with you

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you
Here I am stuck in the middle with you.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
Mark Twain
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Postby quirky » Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:16 am

Light my soul ... it's ok
All the ingenues will stay away
The taffy is sweet
My heart skips a beat
And I wonder if I am at play.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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Postby KC8t80 » Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:37 am

do u know where to go?
I don't know
all I know is how to know
Heart skips a beat
shortness of breath
could this be love or could this be death?
as I fall to the floor looking up at you
all I can say is I love you.
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Postby mav » Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:42 am

I left your hand and wandered
Here and there and nowhere...lol
Now I'm back and you take my hand
Like I'd never left
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Postby quirky » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:12 am

This hand is tired.
This hand is shamed,
This hand is talented'
But it never feigned'
True care and true life'
Over moguls of doubt.
The slip sliding control
Is what's it's about.
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
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Postby fluffy » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:34 pm

The hand is sore
The arm is tired
Jim's bod is HOT!!!!
I'M GOING BLIND!!! :shock:

FUFFY :wink:
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Postby Jimenem » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:15 pm

Someone needs a cold shower.
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Postby KC8t80 » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:20 pm

actually i think she takes one while she is posting. :lol:
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Postby Jimenem » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:26 pm

Lol. . .she'd almost have to be. :lol:
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Postby fluffy » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:53 pm

'who's SHE??..........the cat's mother???.......lol.........i'm just trying to get you lot to loosen up a little..............lol......

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Postby Jimenem » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:22 pm

I'm loosy goosy. But I REFUSE to post like that about Jim. lol
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Postby fluffy » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:32 pm

i'd be suspicious if you did..............lol...........

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Postby KC8t80 » Fri Feb 24, 2006 5:45 am

i'm w/ JR here. I may have my gay moments but i try to stay away from having any sexual thoughts about Jim.
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Postby quirky » Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:59 pm

There once was a gal who could rhyme,
She posted here time after time,
'Till reality came
And she wasn't the same


.. ...

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And her favorite is pie, yes...key lime.
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Postby nina » Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:05 am

talking about yourself aren't you?! :wink: ....(gee nina, you're SO clever :roll: )
"Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile,
and finds in your presence that life is worth while.
So when you are lonely, remember it's true
Somebody somewhere is thinking of you."
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