JIM CARREY TWEETS
Displaying Tweets 31-60 tweets out of 1444Good Riddance, Sarah Huckabee Sanders! Now the only one you have to lie to is Jesus. https://t.co/qeWYpNxrtF
(Fri Jun 14 16:45:51 +0000 2019)
Kudos Jon Stewart for supporting the heroes of 9/11 who gave all to fulfill their duty while Congress, as usual, ra… https://t.co/TUDZyPY40V
(Thu Jun 13 16:39:36 +0000 2019)
Silver, purple, month, ninth, pint, wolf, opus, dangerous, ...other words that keep songwriters up at night. https://t.co/MKgLai7bTB
(Mon Jun 10 16:39:23 +0000 2019)
You can have a body without a soul. https://t.co/ju5VVhaGVe
(Sat Jun 08 17:07:43 +0000 2019)
While the world remembers the unfathomable sacrifice of allied soldiers on the beaches of Normandy, our democracy w… https://t.co/wucQ5VYuDp
(Fri Jun 07 01:49:21 +0000 2019)
American Filicide https://t.co/VoXxH0c4P6
(Sat Jun 01 22:06:07 +0000 2019)
We understand your desire to testify in private Mr. Mueller, but people don’t believe the news anymore because of s… https://t.co/XjEq1IIjJH
(Tue May 28 14:33:39 +0000 2019)
Blotus failed to come up with an infrastructure plan. It’s been 3 yrs and not 1 brick has been laid in his new Amer… https://t.co/ENLt9mfaMu
(Thu May 23 15:19:46 +0000 2019)
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(Tue May 21 21:07:25 +0000 2019)
Robert De Niro Sr. was a gifted artist. Sometimes genius comes through a child’s desire to fulfill a parent’s dream. https://t.co/cIPkJ72deT
(Sun May 19 15:44:12 +0000 2019)
I think If you’re going to terminate a pregnancy, it should be done sometime before the fetus becomes Governor of A… https://t.co/OZxvo7lizg
(Sat May 18 17:10:53 +0000 2019)
My heart and my brain are brothers. The heart beats loyally in my body, while the brain spends most its time gettin… https://t.co/aoUJO253uL
(Wed May 15 20:33:49 +0000 2019)
This morning I woke up feeling like a kid again, filled with joy and mischief, like the day ahead was pregnant with… https://t.co/SFnLkc5B8E
(Sun May 12 20:53:15 +0000 2019)
I created this piece for posterity. It’s called ‘Human Hand Without Cell Phone.' https://t.co/eBClg6Ns1e
(Sat May 11 19:21:38 +0000 2019)
Most of what goes on in your mind doesn't deserve your attention. It's a tiring and terrifying time machine. Whenev… https://t.co/NoH5Lg3ihc
(Fri May 10 18:21:16 +0000 2019)
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(Mon May 06 04:56:25 +0000 2019)
Watching William Barr testify is like getting caught in a monsoon of vomit. READY THE ARK! https://t.co/gmErOC8AKp
(Wed May 01 22:32:11 +0000 2019)
I'm glad so many of you are loving my art. I also enjoy acting. Go ahead, sneak a peek! https://t.co/vgAwwfuTIb
(Tue Apr 30 18:06:43 +0000 2019)
You let us down Mr. Mueller. You saw obstruction and washed your hands of it. Not indicting a President is a memo,… https://t.co/tOBtKghDZq
(Sun Apr 28 17:45:55 +0000 2019)
Are Democrats just Biden their time? https://t.co/cVqDGjOKxV
(Thu Apr 25 17:02:12 +0000 2019)
Let’s all drink a toast to the new king of lies, and the minions who help him while democracy dies, and our kids wh… https://t.co/4qx0AtOrwh
(Wed Apr 24 15:53:40 +0000 2019)
.@ArianaGrande I read your lovely mention of me and things I’ve said about depression. A brilliant teacher and frie… https://t.co/6mbcomaCFd
(Mon Apr 22 01:46:06 +0000 2019)
Most crooked AG ever - Barr none! https://t.co/58NYy8ndd3
(Fri Apr 19 16:07:41 +0000 2019)
Its not illegal for Trump’s head to spin around while he vomits copious amounts of green bile either, but he’s defi… https://t.co/O0PWuMxs6s
(Thu Apr 18 22:04:32 +0000 2019)
House Democrats vow to subpoena the attorney general’s turds. https://t.co/ORm4dKOL2G
(Fri Apr 12 22:21:02 +0000 2019)
If Kirstjen only had a heart, she wouldn’t have been hired in the first place. https://t.co/7QZsNxyvmR
(Tue Apr 09 03:24:11 +0000 2019)
WTF https://t.co/MaO9G3WOHA
(Thu Apr 04 15:49:46 +0000 2019)
Lately, my concern about the greed and corruption in our world may have you wondering what’s going on inside me. To… https://t.co/hVHwGbrl2m
(Mon Apr 01 23:18:07 +0000 2019)
If you’re wondering what fascism leads to, just ask Benito Mussolini and his mistress Claretta. https://t.co/uc2wZl0YBu
(Sat Mar 30 17:00:24 +0000 2019)
While you’re busy doing your premature endzone dance, don’t trip over the challenge flag you overinflated pigskin!… https://t.co/79DKSgKbyz
(Thu Mar 28 22:35:42 +0000 2019)
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