JIM CARREY TWEETS
Displaying Tweets 301-330 tweets out of 1444I woke up this morning in Hawaii with ten minutes to live. It was a false alarm, but a real psychic warning. If we… https://t.co/GuqRCIALgG
(Sat Jan 13 21:01:30 +0000 2018)
The only ‘Sh*%hole’ Trump should worry about is the one under his nose from which he is constantly defecating.… https://t.co/YWF28BHHeD
(Sat Jan 13 02:44:33 +0000 2018)
@iamcardib and @BrunoMars Great song, beautiful memories. Really gave me a kick. Spank you kindly! ;^) https://t.co/BCAg6KUaEl
(Sat Jan 13 01:18:40 +0000 2018)
A 10yr old Canadian boy sends a letter to Carol Burnett asking to be on her TV show and somehow, 45 years later, it… https://t.co/riwut9DVzp
(Mon Dec 04 02:13:53 +0000 2017)
The Trump administration has become the new Donner party. Can’t wait to find out who’s for dinner. ?;^d https://t.co/l26tOEUOeS
(Sat Dec 02 02:11:23 +0000 2017)
The GOP and WH have become sinister conclaves of souless traitors, liars and thieves - a gangrene we must remove so… https://t.co/5h3vrO1WAz
(Wed Nov 29 16:51:27 +0000 2017)
🎶Oh Susanna, don’t you vote for me, I’m a creep from Alabama with your daughter on my knee!🎵 https://t.co/nYOoTl5l9q
(Tue Nov 28 16:35:18 +0000 2017)
Tricky Mick, always making sure the devil is in the details. }8^¥ #KillTheBill https://t.co/eFslJCetRn
(Sun Nov 19 20:15:15 +0000 2017)
They bailed him out, set him up and made him their stooge. With Trump in the WH, Putin may win the 3rd World War wi… https://t.co/gescegeOz6
(Sun Nov 12 19:57:46 +0000 2017)
1968 they backed the enemy. 2016 they put their stooge in the WH. Benedict Trump and his Russian pimp in Vietnam on… https://t.co/yvFcyQw8Ls
(Sat Nov 11 17:03:48 +0000 2017)
I don’t know yet if Roy Moore is guilty of pedophilia, but these allegations along w/ his religious extremism and i… https://t.co/khlO2UqvX4
(Fri Nov 10 21:12:08 +0000 2017)
Alabama GOP, if u can’t vote 4 Doug Jones at least don’t vote for an alleged pedophile. Do the decent thing and jus… https://t.co/bMHWZQsw8c
(Fri Nov 10 19:09:49 +0000 2017)
I’m Steve Bannon and I endorse Roy Moore for US Senate.He stands accused of molesting a 14yr old girl,but at least… https://t.co/4QkU9msMFX
(Fri Nov 10 05:44:16 +0000 2017)
Trump is the fear of utter worthlessness hiding in arrogance and brutality. #bewaretheunloved https://t.co/X2or7MuEEK
(Fri Nov 03 03:04:33 +0000 2017)
“Fools! It is the sugary treats through which I will possess your child. Happy Halloween! Muahahahaha!!!” }8^¥ https://t.co/ES4vZgLrEx
(Wed Nov 01 02:08:11 +0000 2017)
...and if u said I was nowhere in this picture, you would also be correct. This is a msg rising out of nothing and… https://t.co/X4iXD2IW1i
(Sat Oct 21 20:31:34 +0000 2017)
Thanks MOMA for screening Jim+Andy (Nov 17 on @netflix.) Can u see where I am in this picture? If you said everywhe… https://t.co/uzt400cNAW
(Sat Oct 21 19:16:18 +0000 2017)
There's a lot of news coming out today. This is my statement on the matter. https://t.co/IJ7rPOHIj0
(Fri Sep 29 22:22:50 +0000 2017)
While another storm heads r way, craven republican sock puppets in service of shameless greed, try AGAIN 2 ravage h… https://t.co/gUqTcrO3WG
(Tue Sep 19 04:15:55 +0000 2017)
This dream is so good, I'm tempted to keep sleeping. ;^> https://t.co/cxy9YFSetB
(Wed Sep 06 12:57:07 +0000 2017)
Ain't it great how violence can still unite us all? #enjoythefight #humansarestupid ;^P https://t.co/plLP0BFWZD
(Sun Aug 27 02:03:36 +0000 2017)
You never looked better Charlottesville! ;^) https://t.co/lCBZ0hsGmD
(Wed Aug 23 20:19:47 +0000 2017)
While watching the eclipse, I lifted my coffee cup and this is what I saw. Coincidence? I think not! Enjoy the toge… https://t.co/2Ux10bDQUk
(Mon Aug 21 19:17:57 +0000 2017)
That fool was no dummy. Jerry Lewis was an undeniable genius an unfathomable blessing, comedy's absolute! I am beca… https://t.co/dtERXbMqdo
(Sun Aug 20 19:03:41 +0000 2017)
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(Fri Aug 18 20:57:12 +0000 2017)
WHAT WILL IT TAKE for the GOP to throw this madman overboard? HOW LOW MUST WE SINK before REPS become patriotic? 8^Q https://t.co/9EJVYD5qOP
(Wed Aug 16 14:00:22 +0000 2017)
Welcome to the last gasp of toxic white insecurity. Woe to them who blame other races for their laziness, and lack… https://t.co/W6pmT80ckD
(Tue Aug 15 18:23:05 +0000 2017)
When evil is not strongly denounced by the state, this is where it leads, "Mr. President"! ;^{ https://t.co/jPbcFAwfq7
(Sun Aug 13 18:15:09 +0000 2017)
Season finale of I'm Dying Up Here this Sunday! What a magical time it's been. My thanks to cast and crew, a stella… https://t.co/A5iPmRlT20
(Sat Aug 12 02:32:04 +0000 2017)
Thx 4 ur kind words @KingJames.I'd be honored 2 hang with u any time.Can u imagine 2 King James' in the same room?Sss'make it happen! ?;^•}
(Tue Aug 08 01:49:34 +0000 2017)
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