JIM CARREY TWEETS
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(Tue Mar 05 15:50:14 +0000 2013)
@tvelez164 read prev twts. ;^}
(Tue Mar 05 15:49:49 +0000 2013)
@SuezySky Truvia is owned by pepsi. ;^•
(Tue Mar 05 15:49:11 +0000 2013)
@purgatoryspass already answered read previous tweets ;^}
(Tue Mar 05 15:48:03 +0000 2013)
I eat eggs meat fish n veggies cooked in olive oil fruits nuts water tea wth honey or stevia gluten free crckrs n almond butter 4 snack. ;^d
(Tue Mar 05 08:24:57 +0000 2013)
@dennisandrew22 cool. ;^}
(Tue Mar 05 08:06:13 +0000 2013)
@cloudy__ Just the fools gold. ;^)
(Tue Mar 05 08:04:28 +0000 2013)
@LincolnSD just 4 me. ;^}
(Tue Mar 05 08:00:21 +0000 2013)
Clarity!Contentment!Youthfullness! Longevity!This diet,though tough at first,gives me that!Can u handle it?Just 3 wks and you'll see! ;^)
(Tue Mar 05 07:48:25 +0000 2013)
Tomorrow,day 14,no wheat dairy sugar coffee soda drugs alcohol or tobac.A few more days till tht sweet feeling bt right now ain't bad! 2;^>
(Tue Mar 05 07:01:35 +0000 2013)
There's nothing missing. 2;^>
(Sun Mar 03 07:02:45 +0000 2013)
@courtniall Hey Chicago! Don't forget your scarf! •<[];^•{}
(Sun Mar 03 02:43:22 +0000 2013)
@zw1er i think what you really mean is that you need a hug! ;^)
(Sun Mar 03 02:28:10 +0000 2013)
Vegas has everything except a hotel window you can open.Not gonna lie,being forced to breath super dry central air freaks me out a bit. ;^\
(Sat Mar 02 16:56:07 +0000 2013)
@Josie_Ellen Might have to do that Josie. Spanks! ;^}
(Sat Mar 02 16:29:28 +0000 2013)
Wakin' up in Vegas.8:15am.Actually quite pretty and something most visitors rarely see!I also had a nice quiet night, cuz i'm a rebel! }:^]
(Sat Mar 02 16:20:06 +0000 2013)
I don't hate 1 single person on this earth.Not even Cardinal Mahoney or the deviant priests he allegedly protected wthout any remorse. ;^•>+
(Sat Mar 02 00:31:24 +0000 2013)
I don't hate 1 single person on ths earth.Not even Cardinal Mahoney or the deviant priests he alledgedly protected wthout any remorse. ;^•>+
(Sat Mar 02 00:18:04 +0000 2013)
Catholic Reg thnks I hate Church folks.NOT TRUE!I don't hate any1.I hate whn ppl who have sex with kids tell us what sex should be. ;^•>+.
(Fri Mar 01 21:51:14 +0000 2013)
@KellySetzer Thx Kelly. No biggie! ;^}
(Fri Mar 01 05:17:54 +0000 2013)
@allyson81169 Many Spanks Allyson! 2B^>
(Fri Mar 01 05:13:51 +0000 2013)
@KellySetzer you're unpleasantness translates perfectly. ;^P
(Fri Mar 01 05:10:23 +0000 2013)
Shoulda said i wanna c if i cn throw a rck wthout hitting an acrobat frm Cirque du Soleil.Sorry.I ws distracted by a wild pck of showgirls.
(Fri Mar 01 05:08:52 +0000 2013)
Just landed in Vegas. Gonna throw a rock with my eyes closed and see if I can hit an acrobat from Cirque du Soleil! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! ;^>
(Fri Mar 01 04:41:10 +0000 2013)
@sleeplessinrome Some folks need to be told ;^>
(Fri Mar 01 04:28:24 +0000 2013)
@sillyfish13 Fuck you, Lynnie! ;^)
(Fri Mar 01 00:24:55 +0000 2013)
There is no Jim Carrey! There never was! Yours truly, Banksy 2B^•>
(Thu Feb 28 18:14:03 +0000 2013)
@Milad_EB solar power fushion electric cars social media politics biotech de-extinction and sex with robots. Ok I made that last 1 up! =8^•
(Thu Feb 28 06:56:42 +0000 2013)
Inspiring 2 listen 2 the knowledge n vision of the most brilliant among us. Something good is happening here! 2B^> http://t.co/tdAyUPTtrG
(Thu Feb 28 01:39:39 +0000 2013)
On my way to the TED conference, a gathering of the earth's most intelligent people... and me. #Boing=MCsquared 28^P
(Wed Feb 27 15:03:24 +0000 2013)
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