JIM CARREY TWEETS
Displaying Tweets 1021-1050 tweets out of 1444Maybe my spelling is piss poor because i spell wrong on poorpiss! ;^*
(Sat Feb 16 21:55:05 +0000 2013)
Spelling police! Stop Harryassing me! };^O
(Sat Feb 16 21:37:24 +0000 2013)
@SanDiegoHeaven Yes. The spell checkers are harryassing me! ;^>
(Sat Feb 16 21:34:54 +0000 2013)
Sorry, i meant to spell, Geniasss! %^P
(Sat Feb 16 21:30:19 +0000 2013)
@06subie Your mother did, from her vagina! ;^P
(Sat Feb 16 21:20:46 +0000 2013)
My twtter ws hacked.4 a yr you've bn talking 2 a woman named Cathrine Fish frm Toluca lake but i agree with everything she says.Genious! ;^)
(Sat Feb 16 21:17:21 +0000 2013)
@SanDiegoHeaven I'm not Jim Carrey! This is a fake twitter feed! I'm an angry agoraphobe from Taluca Lake! #PSYCHE! }8^U
(Sat Feb 16 20:18:00 +0000 2013)
@plumbum821 Loooozer. I know that's spelled wrong but i think yew gettt mie meeening. ;^]
(Sat Feb 16 20:01:44 +0000 2013)
@plumbum821 Eh-whoal! How's my spelling now? ;^P
(Sat Feb 16 19:58:10 +0000 2013)
Mayor Villaraigosa and LAPD brass aren't gonna keep their wrd abt reward 4 Donrner bt every1 who helped will get a free Carnival Cruise! ;^P
(Sat Feb 16 19:42:51 +0000 2013)
Ppl don't need money to do what's right bt LAPD offered.His violence was unacceptable bt it's ironic tht Dorner Felt betrayed by them. ;^\
(Sat Feb 16 19:12:20 +0000 2013)
Mayor and LAPD r now looking for legal loopholes so they can welch on million dollar reward for Dorner. ppl may not help them next time. ;^\
(Sat Feb 16 18:30:49 +0000 2013)
I LOVE YOU ALL, NO MATTER WHAT! ;^)
(Fri Feb 15 23:25:44 +0000 2013)
I'm gonna sign off before you start takin' me for granted. Don't know if I'll be back but... #yfear =8^¥
(Fri Feb 15 23:12:11 +0000 2013)
Some say my smiley face is inappropriate on sympathy twt to Russia.U R nitpickers! This face is for you. 2B^P
(Fri Feb 15 23:01:48 +0000 2013)
@ReeVarcoe There are real thoughts in there Ree. Look closer. Try harder. Wakey wakey! ;^P
(Fri Feb 15 22:38:19 +0000 2013)
My sympathy to the 1000 russian ppl who were injured. ;^)
(Fri Feb 15 22:23:10 +0000 2013)
Holy crap! I had not heard about the asteroid or meteors landing in Russia before i tweeted about asteroids this morning. Crazy man. ;^•
(Fri Feb 15 22:11:13 +0000 2013)
#Whetherconsciousornotdeathwillbringacompletelackofconcernpreceededbyaprofoundmomentofregretforallthetimewewastedfearingit! #yfear ;^)
(Fri Feb 15 20:13:30 +0000 2013)
Hahahaha!! Wow, that's a good one! Bottom line? #yfear ;^)
(Fri Feb 15 19:32:57 +0000 2013)
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(Fri Feb 15 19:29:07 +0000 2013)
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(Fri Feb 15 19:24:44 +0000 2013)
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(Fri Feb 15 19:05:46 +0000 2013)
Here's what i find funny.Ppl fear that if an asteroid hits us every1 will die but if an asteroid never hits us,every1 will die!Get it?! ;^P
(Fri Feb 15 18:36:27 +0000 2013)
Most ppl never get over their fear of the dark and that fear is so easily exploited. =8^•
(Fri Feb 15 17:51:44 +0000 2013)
Guns have a low spiritual vibration. Their record sales r the last gasp of fear and fury frm a culture tht's evolving to a higher place. ;^)
(Fri Feb 15 08:00:04 +0000 2013)
For those of u who can't b with the 1 u love bcuz she doesn't understand that you're destined 2 be 2gether, Happy Restraining Order Day! 8^}
(Thu Feb 14 22:29:36 +0000 2013)
To those who r in love, Happy Valentines Day! To those who don't have that special someone, Happy Wish I Was Dead Day! ;^P
(Thu Feb 14 16:18:48 +0000 2013)
There's still much 2 b proud of in ths country.4 instance,I hd great sex last night,twice,without a pill,bt let's keep tht between us! 2=^}
(Wed Feb 13 18:00:10 +0000 2013)
Obama said it well.The victims of gun violence"DESERVE A VOTE!" To say they don't is not only unamerican it's downright less than human. ;^]
(Wed Feb 13 16:31:32 +0000 2013)
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