JIM CARREY TWEETS
Displaying Tweets 211-240 tweets out of 1444Every morning Trump makes special breakfast sandwiches for House Republicans. Devin Nunes eagerly finishes first an… https://t.co/5DA0MsXmAJ
(Tue May 22 14:57:05 +0000 2018)
New Pledge for a Generation Betrayed. https://t.co/yNM27Eq1dg
(Mon May 21 15:25:55 +0000 2018)
And the devil said, “Thanks a bunch Goldilocks. Enjoy the show in Santa Fe tomorrow. Someday, real soon, I’ll have… https://t.co/MBwFXzkRwF
(Sat May 19 02:20:32 +0000 2018)
Robin Williams’ mind was a quantum computer. He was the fastest gun in the West. I loved, respected and admired his… https://t.co/uZTtvBHaQJ
(Thu May 17 16:15:25 +0000 2018)
"Just take the damn meeting and pretend you’re disarming so we can keep this stooge in the White House for another… https://t.co/pzWFHEJ7kb
(Wed May 16 04:04:41 +0000 2018)
Someday they’ll say we turned a blind eye to the suffering and slaughter of our own children and gave ourselves ove… https://t.co/kgtJHglBHJ
(Sun May 13 18:08:59 +0000 2018)
In his desperate and neverending quest for significance, bleaching the bottom teeth just wasn’t a priority. Giulian… https://t.co/A4i0dzCzGu
(Sun May 13 00:24:09 +0000 2018)
Psycho Mike-O ;^P https://t.co/HtarEIER3Y
(Fri May 11 16:58:44 +0000 2018)
Scam-a-gram ;^P https://t.co/9VqAzfW1fX
(Wed May 09 17:22:36 +0000 2018)
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(Tue May 08 14:16:09 +0000 2018)
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(Mon May 07 19:13:42 +0000 2018)
And let’s not kid ourselves... rotting donkeys stink too. @DNC https://t.co/h5VG6d8YO2
(Sat May 05 18:44:18 +0000 2018)
Elephants take a long time to decompose... and the stench can be unbearable. @GOP https://t.co/g9nUN5lh66
(Sat May 05 18:43:02 +0000 2018)
Ukraine stops investigating Manafort (who helped destroy their democracy, and maybe ours) in exchange for a missile… https://t.co/xaoIiX3n2X
(Thu May 03 20:30:41 +0000 2018)
Hippocratic oaf ;^P https://t.co/sbCsnTkdVH
(Wed May 02 18:18:32 +0000 2018)
“Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves” … https://t.co/A6jwbOmHC8
(Sat Apr 28 15:54:45 +0000 2018)
Later there would be wedgies and wet willies in the Rose Garden. Macron, it seemed, was willing to suffer anything… https://t.co/ZMN2OZC8PR
(Thu Apr 26 21:14:24 +0000 2018)
“Take it. It’s in the contract.” https://t.co/6SecQz84ej
(Wed Apr 25 17:16:15 +0000 2018)
I never thought I’d see a tragedy like this in beautiful Toronto. There’s no way to cover your eyes anymore. My hea… https://t.co/bQCTn4BpF8
(Wed Apr 25 01:11:10 +0000 2018)
The road to Trump’s White House was paved with good intentions. ;^\ https://t.co/YzOnLjJsxk
(Mon Apr 23 16:09:23 +0000 2018)
Will we end with a bang -- or a cacophony of cow farts? Happy McEarth Day!! ;^) https://t.co/fT6mp4IKpa
(Sun Apr 22 19:49:27 +0000 2018)
Ghouliani: Finally, a face we can trust! 8^¥ https://t.co/IU1IG8sf0T
(Fri Apr 20 16:21:55 +0000 2018)
Auto-moronic ASSphyxiation. ;^P https://t.co/VA6mmkjtk0
(Thu Apr 19 16:57:22 +0000 2018)
Is there a short bus to take "all the best people" to prison? ;^P https://t.co/ooHaGvZqFZ
(Wed Apr 18 20:20:14 +0000 2018)
Sean Manatee: some endangered species aren't worth saving! ;^P #SeanHannity https://t.co/UL2wHRAzJb
(Tue Apr 17 01:57:14 +0000 2018)
“Bombing Syria should interrupt the news cycle for a day or two, Mr. President. Moscow has agreed to act like they’… https://t.co/YNy4t5Mkly
(Sat Apr 14 20:35:56 +0000 2018)
Another great one passes through the doorway. Milos Foreman. What a force. A lovely man. I’m glad we got to play to… https://t.co/1twEwZDF2P
(Sat Apr 14 16:50:30 +0000 2018)
Entropy: A Love Story https://t.co/lbddfQagz1
(Fri Apr 13 18:42:17 +0000 2018)
BEWARE THE UNLOVED https://t.co/TvrZ6eobGk
(Thu Apr 12 19:24:35 +0000 2018)
The great Mitzi Shore, owner of the famous Comedy Store, has passed away. No words can express the gratitude I have… https://t.co/5X8wZwAfOp
(Wed Apr 11 19:51:33 +0000 2018)
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